if the house was a male.. no one would fuck his shit
no body be caught dead in there.. even the shadow's hidin under it!
ill slap this fun house alllll across the mantle..
cuz if it raises anymore red cross flags..
only visitors it'd get wuld be is folks willin to give blood samples

vs.

That house is ugly as fuck, so it's easy to slam this geek,
I mean black and white and old as fuck? It gave me relapse of the yo mamma week.
And that house is dirty as fuck, a memory of a nice time,
But now it brings a new definition to black on white crime.

For all you guys said about this topic sucking, u both did alright with this. Uhhh, I dunno, I think §howcase mighta been slightly more consistent, but it was close.

Vote - §howcase