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topic:You're Mr. Burns on the Simpsons. You have just found out your assistant is gay and has liked you all along. Remember you are a rich evil asshole when you react and explain your feelings to this.

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Aight, Checkin' in. A nigga seen like 2 episodes of the Simpson's eva, so I don't know who the fuck Mr. Burns is, but ima do my best, and see if I can get some info from one of my peoples. Take this into account or sometin'.

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i feel you on that i aint watch that since i was like 6 lol checkin in

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30 min key...hard topic


you will never guess the news i found out today//
my good ol' assistant mister smithers is gay//
i kinda knew it when he would try to rub me so soft//
and the sneak peeks he took when i was takin my clothes off//
just to think hes been my assistant for 15 years..damn faggot//
i cant stand it...smithers likes me...and now i've fuckin had it//
i got all the money in the world..but i still cant attract one single girl//
smithers is who i get...little scrawny bitch...im bout to hurl//
to think i let this guy live in my house..sleep on my couch//
put food in his mouth...and now lipstick and dresses is what hes about//
why did that have to happen to me..im the king of springfield//
i spring deals..and now smithers walks around in fucking high heels//
what am i gonna do now...i think i gotta fire him//
but im gonna need an assistant...HOMER i'll hire him//
but he'll fuck something up...that shyt always happens//
smithers will try to kiss me and make me do back-bends//
this shyt is making me sick..ill chop off his balls and cut off his dick//
ill stick his dick in his ear and the balls will go wherever u pick//
i cant believe another man likes me so much its crazy//
smithers acting shady probably wanna have my baby//
i cant believe hes gay..its not possible...is it ?!//
all the signs he threw out how could i miss it//
he used to say he loved me and would wanna snuggle in my arms//
he would never cause me harm i was intrigued by his charm//
i can pay him some money...start acting funny//
but the dam faggot will still call me honey//
how could this happen...what did i do in the least//
because im a rich asshole who changed from man to a beast//
well maybe it isnt so bad at least he isnt a transvestite//
well actually his breast show when he keeps his vest tight//
i dont know what to do...whats going on in my head/
ah fuck it...who cares...smithers hop into my bed//

more of a comedy piece but your turn now countree ~!1!~

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Dithers, I want you to pack your things immediately,/
Now I know why you always obeyed "beat it" so obidiently,/
For all these years, so dilligent in your serivitude,/
And I find these developments un-nervingly rude./
I can see you musta thought it was your lucky day,/
I know you've heard, if they lay like they pay./
So you been around for you, and you know I'm a cheapskate,/
So how could you expect anything from me for pete's sake?/
I will see to it that you never work in this town again,/
Maybe for a woman's defense class, U shouldn't be around men./
I shoulda had the best assistant that money could buy,/
I pay him peanuts, now he wants a piece of the pie?/
How could he expect me to love him, I'm heartless?/
But he always was a good worker, regardless,/
For the first time, I won't ruin someone else's life,/
We'll have dinner, money still hasn't brought me a wife./

Aight, this shit was madd hard, I neva seen the show, my peoples just told me his assistant's name was Dithers, I wasn't gonna even type nuttin', but I hate it when people no-show and I waste a verse, so I tried. Hollatchaboy.

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lol... I actually think CJ had this one even though the guy's name is Smithers not Dithers... sort of a bad topic anyway. I just wasn't feeling Flow because he basically just said the same shit over and over and over and over again for the whole thing... CJ at least had a verse where the guy had a turn of heart... it was very tight but I liked CJ's flow and just felt the verse more. If he had a long piece like FI, this would have been no contest.

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uppin for votes

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Lol, yeah, I guess it is the wrong name, but shit, I don't know nuttin' about it, I told y'all that. Damn, I feel madd stupid right now.

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Dithers, I want you to pack your things immediately,/
Now I know why you always obeyed "beat it" so obidiently,/
9 best line in da battle
For all these years, so dilligent in your serivitude,/
And I find these developments un-nervingly rude./
7
I can see you musta thought it was your lucky day,/
I know you've heard, if they lay like they pay./
5 weak
So you been around for you, and you know I'm a cheapskate,/
So how could you expect anything from me for pete's sake?/
8
I will see to it that you never work in this town again,/
Maybe for a woman's defense class, U shouldn't be around men./
7
I shoulda had the best assistant that money could buy,/
I pay him peanuts, now he wants a piece of the pie?/
8 nice
How could he expect me to love him, I'm heartless?/
But he always was a good worker, regardless,/
6
For the first time, I won't ruin someone else's life,/
We'll have dinner, money still hasn't brought me a wife./
5
ok good ish, a bit to deep tho didnt enjoy readin that too much
first line was waaaaaaaaay hot tho, mad props
btw the bar min was 16 dog

you will never guess the news i found out today//
my good ol' assistant mister smithers is gay//
6
i kinda knew it when he would try to rub me so soft//
and the sneak peeks he took when i was takin my clothes off//
lol 7
just to think hes been my assistant for 15 years..damn faggot//
i cant stand it...smithers likes me...and now i've fuckin had it//
7
i got all the money in the world..but i still cant attract one single girl//
smithers is who i get...little scrawny bitch...im bout to hurl//
8
to think i let this guy live in my house..sleep on my couch//
put food in his mouth...and now lipstick and dresses is what hes about//
8
why did that have to happen to me..im the king of springfield//
i spring deals..and now smithers walks around in fucking high heels//
7
what am i gonna do now...i think i gotta fire him//
but im gonna need an assistant...HOMER i'll hire him//
7
but he'll fuck something up...that shyt always happens//
smithers will try to kiss me and make me do back-bends//
7
this shyt is making me sick..ill chop off his balls and cut off his dick//
ill stick his dick in his ear and the balls will go wherever u pick//
8
i cant believe another man likes me so much its crazy//
smithers acting shady probably wanna have my baby//
6
i cant believe hes gay..its not possible...is it ?!//
all the signs he threw out how could i miss it//
6
he used to say he loved me and would wanna snuggle in my arms//
he would never cause me harm i was intrigued by his charm//
7
i can pay him some money...start acting funny//
but the dam faggot will still call me honey//
6
how could this happen...what did i do in the least//
because im a rich asshole who changed from man to a beast//
6
well maybe it isnt so bad at least he isnt a transvestite//
well actually his breast show when he keeps his vest tight//
6
i dont know what to do...whats going on in my head/
ah fuck it...who cares...smithers hop into my bed//
lol 5

that was funny nice work

i gotta give this to flow
v/ flow
the simpsons is a comdedy and ya verse was PURE comedy nice drop

hit the champ battle yo

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Yeah, the reason I dropped only 8 bars, was because I was assumin' and mostly hopin' he meant 16 lines, cause I didn't feel like keyin' 32 lines of shit that I don't even know what i'm talkin' about.

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ya i didnt wanna do 32 lines either but how people is on these boards i didnt wanna get DQ'ed over it uppin for more votes

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uppin for votes ill return the favor ~!1!~

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breakdown for counTREE jay:

flow:i liked it no off spots good all the way through 7/10

volcab:solid use worked well with your verse above average by far 7/10

story:it was a real hard topic but i thought you did well with it good job 6/10

overall:20/30 well rounded verse good work

breakdown for flow intelligent:

flow:not quite on the same level as counTREE just seemed alittle basic 6/10

volcabretty basic array not bad though 6/10

story:you did well in working with this topic too liked both of your stories equal 7/10

overall:19/30

vote--close battle it was a hard topic but both did alright with it my vote is for counTREE even with his short verse it was just on with the flow and volcab

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1-1 i'll leave this open for awhile

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win loss record 18-19 with 7 k.o's


and sign up for the battle league would yeah, also show up if your already in the league