yes see spul mine was doper


Virtue10001: we set lets goooooooo
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

Virtue10001: nah fuck that i pimp more hoes than hidei flice
SantaClaus: Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. If you get on my Good List you will find a special free gift here on Dec. 22!. Until then, I'll be watching . Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.

Virtue10001: .
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


Virtue10001: from toes to head my flows you dred now can you hear it?
SantaClaus: Dunno. What do you think?

Virtue10001: my prophecys prevail i hold a huge dink
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Virtue10001: no your santa presents i need money an greed you on kellys tape is one thing
SantaClaus:
The love that family members have for each other transcends any material gift I could ever give. That's what Christmas is really about. Give the gift of love this Christmas.





Virtue10001: im naughty?cause i asked for a jenna jameson porn tape on my wishlist?
SantaClaus: What else tops your list this year?


Virtue10001: a ring *BLING* crystal clear an a 3 headed dildo to stick in your ear
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?


Virtue10001: a lump of coal?santa is played ^^look his lines streched almost as bad as his assholes of his elfs
SantaClaus:

What would your last Christmas wish be?



Virtue10001: that i could float like a butterfly an sting like a bee
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song?

Virtue10001: oh that would be siscos thong thong tha thong
SantaClaus:
If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu.




Virtue10001: i cash in your head get bashed in fat fuck cookies wasnt enough you need your on VENU
SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions?


Virtue10001: i got some suggestions santas lessons you neva brought me shit cept anger managment sessions
SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?


Virtue10001: your faker than lil cuban kids floatin across our boarder
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

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