Originally Posted by N.Tavarez vs. JTR (Weedhead Battle)

Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking
You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching
The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
When me and my boys get high, they all passing the Skunk
That'll have ya ass feeling Soggier than Captain Crunch
passing out smoke in my room til hella late
So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me
the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap
Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold
My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen
You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between
LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark
I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash

Originally Posted by N.Tavarez vs. Shake-Zula

You think you scaring me? please! take the field spare me ya dreams
Or you Ghana get served a loss worse than the American Team
This geek is ill? no contest in this battle when speaking skill
And still quick to shakeZ's without coffee or sleeping pills
Last week it aint suprise me, you broke free for the win
This fag is always on top.........in a threesome with men
Keep calling chickens, ima do what a pimp do in this game.....
Plus U 'touch fowls' enough to make mark cuban complain
This old bastard'll get ur ass kicked, thats a fact kid
You make the LBL class sick and that was BEFORE
you teamed with that^^ wack bitch
Your only Driven to Crash, I'll help you get there fast
But dem big lips is more effective than your passenger air bags
And fuck that pic tourney,you got wrecked by Pulse its a sin
But ya tag buddy's Mod, he closed the battle and gave you the win
So come diss me, I aint sweating or rattled
...............Cuz its all good PR
Like the only votes you'll get in this battle
And I'm a nice guy shakes, I wont end your shit
So take this belt........No wait, my name aint Mim or Chrit
Flammable spits, rosey your cheeks, you botanical bitch
And shutting Zu' Down like the fucking animals quit