KempoMRK: Hey yo Nick, how's things?

Nick Fletcher: Things are good, I'm cool and shit.... just listenin to SPuL go on and on about his precious John Cena, lol

KempoMRK: lol. Give us a bit of history about yourself, where you've been, who you are etc etc

Nick Fletcher: word. I was born in australia... moved to england, moved back to australia... now i'm back in england. as far as anything else goes, i am just a dude who schools fuckas in basketball regularly... that good? or was you lookin for my battling history, lol

KempoMRK: That's good, now battling :-P

Nick Fletcher: word.. well i started on RV, many will know me as king solo back in the day.. i did some battling on RB, still i am undefeated on that site and still no fucker knows who i really am... i did a short spell on RM, and also on b-boys... then i battled in the WBL on PR.. but now i just stick to the LBL for battling 'coz that is where the competition is.

KempoMRK: What did you do on RB and RM?

Nick Fletcher: on RB i just battled random people to increase my net record.. GANGSTA!!! i tried to get in LLL.. but some fucker blabbed that i was from RV and they told me to fuck off... FAGGOTS!! as for RM, i battled a couple of people, shit was boring as hell... and they wudn't let me in their league unless i got all them posts.. so i thought fuck it and left, lol.

KempoMRK: What have you achieved in battling

Nick Fletcher: hhmmm, lets see... well some may not class it as an achievement, but having the most wins out of anyone on RV is to me... u cud say i am the most experienced battler on RV, not the best... but most experienced being that i've battled more than anyone else. other than that... i got to the last 16 of KORV3 where i got faggot bashed out of it... i was a champ in the old KLL more than once... umm, i won R.I.T.T.2 - topical tournament... was a semi-finalist in VE4 (topical again) and when the RV awards was up.. i won best text battle twice and was also named vet of the month. word.

KempoMRK: What would you class as your dopest battle?

Nick Fletcher: It would be a toss up between 3.... #1 vs. MIMESIS (50 line battle) ... #2 vs. JOHN HENSLEY (Concept Flipping Battle) ... #3 vs. APPOCOLYPTIK & SO.RELL (3-Way Wrestling Battle)

KempoMRK: Ooh nice, so 2 are quite recent. When did you have the 50 liner with Mimesis?

Nick Fletcher: That was like last year I think.... he KO'ed me 5-0. Word.

KempoMRK: Lets get on to the league. What are your overall thoughts on it?

Nick Fletcher: I admit I was skeptical at first. Most leagues on RV go dead and shit within a few weeks. FLBL for example... after I made the poll to get it canned. LMFAO!! But, it had a relatively good start, fell off a little... but now it is fucking dope. You've got a lot of well known dope heads.... but I think that the more promising factor is the great deal of new people coming up in the league.

Nick Fletcher: SlicKnife is ILL, ummm... that gopha kid was aight, roger glocks is ILLNESS... jae brix and so.rell are decent but still on the come up... and who else... oh, that rush lingo kid has gotten way doper now... especially when compared to the bullshit he was dropping at the start of the league.

KempoMRK: Ha yeah. He was rusty as fuck, now he's ill. Is there anyone in the league at the moment who you'd like to battle that you haven't yet?

Nick Fletcher: Well, I've got shakes this week... I would like to battle Butler to... and prolly Mets to.

KempoMRK: On to last weeks PPV, you had 3 fucking battles. What was your favourite and what did you think of them all? Like how was it writing for 3 long battles?

Nick Fletcher: My favourite was easily the Concept Flipping Battle. It was a first for me, and people said I dropped dope.. but Hensley dropped FUCKING MAD HOT!!! But, the writing for them wasn't that hard. I mean the concept battle.. i had pre-given concepts... the wrestling battle i had pictures to work off... and then chrit's faggot ass comes with some 40 lines bullshit... i drop 40 fresh lines... i mean yea, obviously there are gonna be some used concepts... but he drops like half a verse of recycled lines and still faggots voted for him. WTF!!!

KempoMRK: Haha, did you think you won that battle?

Nick Fletcher: Yeh, I honestly did. And whether people believe me or not... I don't give a fuck. But I had like 6 or 7 people tell me I won that battle... but the fuck heads didn't vote. And then after like... there was people like JTR saying i shud be champ. Oh well, Chrit will get his eventually...

KempoMRK: Do ya think Hensley will beat him this week?

Nick Fletcher: Easily. But, I'm still gonna say that Chrit will walk away with the title. Hensley is getting lazy as fuck... its two weeks now that he has not voted on a single battle.

KempoMRK: Who would you say is the dopest in the league?

Nick Fletcher: That is a hard one... Hensley has got that wording down.. but I honestly think there are a lot more people who come up with better punch ideas than he does, they just word them horrid. I would say, Mimesis when he signs back in.... but for now.. either Hensley or Butler.

KempoMRK: And who do you think has the most potential?

Nick Fletcher: An even tougher question.... I'll go with Roger Glocks. Kid is ill already, but he has the potential to be at a level where he is sonning the best in the league.

KempoMRK: yeah, he's still new as well. He's only been battling a year and a half I believe. And he won a newbie tournament on B-Boys in September. Are you at a level you're happy with battling wise, or do you think that you can elevate more?

Nick Fletcher: Everyone is always at a point where they can elevate in my opinion... just some more than others. Me, at the moment I am at a level where I can beat most.... but I need to be at a level where I am beating EVERYONE. At the moment I am working on my wording mostly.

KempoMRK: When you say working on wording, do you mean you get a concept and reword it over and over until you think you've worded it perfect?

Nick Fletcher: Yep... i mean wording is the key to making a good punch into a great punch. Concepts are easy.

KempoMRK: Who do you think is the illest battler EVER?

Nick Fletcher: internet wise.... from what i've seen... MIMESIS

KempoMRK: Thats quite the compliment, explain why you think he is

Nick Fletcher: First off, the man is like 72-0 on RV... and he had that long run in LBL... i mean, technically he is still undefeated cuz that loss to chrit was a no-show... not his fault. other than that... he is ILL on all the other sites i've seen him on, he hardly ever does short battles... he loves them long line limits... and he also drops a lot in the punchline cyphers at the same time... kid can pull a fucking punch from nowhere

Nick Fletcher: I think his wording is on a level with Hensley... maybe just below it. But concept wise, nobody is better than Mim..

KempoMRK: Well said, well said. You ever done audio?

Nick Fletcher: I've recorded a couple of tracks in a studio before. Never done anything on the computer. Its not really something I've ever thought seriously about doing... but I might in the near future. We'll see.

KempoMRK: Let's get on to some general shit. What artists are you feeling at the moment?

Nick Fletcher: hhmmm, i've been listening to some of T.I's shit... just copped his album... and i listen to some 40 Glocc, and i heard this fucking dope song by Kool G Rap... i listen to a variety of people, i don't think i have a particular favourite, although Luda owns most tracks with his ILL BEATS!!

KempoMRK: Favourite album ever?

Nick Fletcher: Umm, Ludacris - Word of Mouf

KempoMRK: Low End Theory or Midnight Marauders?

Nick Fletcher: Low End Theory.

KempoMRK: Slim Shady LP or Marshall Mathers LP?

Nick Fletcher: LMAO!! Marshall Mathers LP

KempoMRK: Me Against The World or All Eyez On Me?

Nick Fletcher: Me Against The World

KempoMRK: Who do you think is the G.O.A.T.?

Nick Fletcher: wtf is a goat

Nick Fletcher: besides a farm animal, lol

KempoMRK: Greatest Of All Time

Nick Fletcher: lol, i don't understand half this quick text shit.... ummm... GOAT= 2Pac.. without a doubt

Nick Fletcher: FUCK BIGGIE'S FAT ASS!!!

Nick Fletcher: do some of that word association shit..

KempoMRK: Aight

KempoMRK: Chrit

Nick Fletcher: FAT FUCK!!

KempoMRK: Mets

Nick Fletcher: dope muthafucka

KempoMRK: Butler

Nick Fletcher: man-servant

KempoMRK: Apostrophe

Nick Fletcher: utter trash..

KempoMRK: JTR

Nick Fletcher: gangsta..

KempoMRK: E.C

Nick Fletcher: high and mighty audio piece of shit (too many words there, hmmm...)

KempoMRK: You can say as much as you want. Fracture

Nick Fletcher: ILLNESS!!! still showing these herbs how to battle

KempoMRK: Resin M-I-C

Nick Fletcher: same again... just straight illness

KempoMRK: Whackest ever

Nick Fletcher: chrit, lol.... nah, seriously... Raw King

KempoMRK: Haha. That about concludes shit, now give us a paragraph to close this out.

Nick Fletcher: Word. Well.. you lazy fuckers who ain't voting need to stop beating off to your home porn videos of your mothers sucking horse dick and drop a fucking vote on some battles. And, yeah I'll be in the Champ Match next week. FUCK DAUBS. FUCK SHAKE. And, just want to give a shout out to SPuL because he said he would cry like a bitch if I din't. So, lets keep this muthafucka rolling and shit. PZ OUT BITCHES!!

KempoMRK: Nice interview, peaaace.