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Old 11-30-04, 06:40 PM   #1
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funniest momma joke u got!

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your moms so fat she uses C4-70 as a slip and slide! pretty funny shit
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Old 11-30-04, 07:12 PM   #2
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yo momma so fat when she was wearin yellow the be sayin taxi taxi

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Old 11-30-04, 07:18 PM   #3
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your moms bout as ugly as the girl in my sig cept the girl in my sig is cuter
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Old 11-30-04, 07:20 PM   #4
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your mom slid down a rainbow and skittles popped out
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Old 11-30-04, 07:23 PM   #5
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Your Momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Old 11-30-04, 07:28 PM   #6
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some momma jokes...
yo momma so fat, people jog around her for excercise.........lol
yo momma so fat,she has been declared a natural habitat for condors...lol
yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint roller...lol
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Old 11-30-04, 07:29 PM   #7
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ya momma so old her birthday expired....ya momma so old i told her 2 act her age an she died
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Old 11-30-04, 08:25 PM   #8
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yo momma so old...she reads the bible and reminises...
yo momma so ugly...when she was born...she had a incubator wit tinted windows...
yo momma so fat...when she ran away...they had to use all four sides of the milk carton...
yo momma so ugly...she went to auditions fo planet of the apes...and they said...no real monkeys please...
yo momma so fat...u could slap her thigh and ride the wave in...
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Old 11-30-04, 09:33 PM   #9
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ride da wave funny shit!
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Old 11-30-04, 09:37 PM   #10
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your momas so fat...i laughed at her...weerd...
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Old 11-30-04, 09:47 PM   #11
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Yo momma glasses are so thick when she looks on a map u can see people waving....

You momz so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

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Old 11-30-04, 09:50 PM   #12
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your moms so fat she uses C4-70 as a slip and slide! pretty funny shit

Hardly...

Your mom's so fat she's almost as fat as Damestik...
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Old 11-30-04, 09:54 PM   #13
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yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butta
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Old 11-30-04, 10:32 PM   #14
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your momma so fat when she stands in front of the tv and u walk past her..................u miss three commercials
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