Am all new to this, dont even know if you could call this rap, but hell here goes, ( oh and leave a comment please)

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Cheesy tune Starts:

Yo Yo Yoooooooooo

It's a monday morning, and it feels so late
a got a fucking headache and my stomach aches
Ma bitch hoe is cheating, the pricks soooo fucked
after a put a bullet hole in the back of his nut.

Dump the body and go to work
quote me happy and go to fuck
get paid shit wages and get treated like shit
you'd be thinking a was working in a shit ass pit.

Quick quick the boss shouts
pissoff pissoff ya hairy ass trout
am a fucking drone sitting at this desk
and for fucks sake someone clean up this mess.

I'll be off now as its getting late
still need to dump ma bitch in sha hi lake
go home and go to bed, turn off the lights and pretend to be...... dead.
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