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01-15-04, 12:11 PM | #1 | ||||||
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Dumb laws
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Maryland
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere Georgia It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. All sex toys are banned. All citizens must own a rake Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle Dominoes may not be played on Sunday It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex Solitaire may not be played on Sundays Florida A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife's breasts. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. NY A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. In Carmel NY A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". These R just a few, tell me where you huppies are from and i'll tell you bout tha dumb ass laws in your state |
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01-15-04, 12:16 PM | #2 | ||||
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Was this supposed to be funny?
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01-15-04, 12:16 PM | #3 | ||||||
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nope, more like educational
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01-15-04, 12:18 PM | #4 | ||||||||
...Fuck With That!
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I got busted for both of these at the same time before... long story
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01-15-04, 12:20 PM | #5 | |||||
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But I've seen lists like this at least 25 times already...
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01-15-04, 12:20 PM | #6 | ||||||
something must be wrong..
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if those laws are true then thats gay...who the fuck would bring a lion to the movies?
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01-15-04, 12:21 PM | #7 | |||||
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Well, if it's not illegal, than anyone could bring a lion to the movies if they wanted to.. Do you want that?
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01-15-04, 12:24 PM | #8 | ||||||
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I never saw a post like this, so if u have my fault, i haven't.
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01-15-04, 12:25 PM | #9 | |||||||
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If that wasn't a law, Canibus and Mike Tyson could go anywhere wit they big ass cats. Tell me how u gon concentrate with that shit? Roaring and shit, who gon tell a damn lion to shut up? |
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01-15-04, 12:25 PM | #10 | |||||||
...Fuck With That!
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no one loves me... except my lion i guess
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01-15-04, 12:27 PM | #11 | ||||||
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look at tha bright side, you can still bring tha lion to tha club
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01-15-04, 12:27 PM | #12 | |||||||
peace
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I've most likely read this in an e-mail sent to me. .
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01-15-04, 12:30 PM | #13 | |||||||
...Fuck With That!
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and for that u get a gold star!
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01-15-04, 12:32 PM | #14 | ||||
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Now where am I supposed to leave my giraffe...?..I didn't know that in Maryland oral sex is illegal..yet President Clinton didn't get busted for it..
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01-15-04, 12:32 PM | #15 | ||||||||
peace
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Aww Cute |
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