I started narrorating my life cause I saw it on family guy. I dunno why, but it's entertaining. Do it..


the end..

that would be the biggest waste of 2 minutes listning to that.

And then I told toby to shut the fuck up. It satisfied me.


Shut the fuck up toby.

*sings*

melviiiiiiiiiin ohhhhhhhh melviiiiiiiiiiin when willll yoooouuu seee me cleeearr

melviiiiiiiiiin ohhhhhhhh melviiiiiiiiiiin when willll yoooouuu seee me cleeearr


pleeeaassee dont deny, youuu looovee me deeeeeaaarrr!!

... this is pretty entertaining watching u two post. u are funny. lol

az i looked at my reflection in tha mirror i grew tha largest erection ive ever had

werd

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then my mom walked in tha room and i lost all 2 inches of my hard rod

werd

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I often wondered if the feelings i had were normal.. so I disguised my true feelings for him as a joke

OMG kolb you sexy for real Hahahahah lol


I don't know how much longer I could take this.

lmfao, u all are crazy.

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Hez back with a vengeance.

and then i left a sackload of my children inside colby's mother

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*dead*

i had a suspition that he had feelings fo me, tha same kind of feelings i had fo him, but, i wuz too scared 2 confrunt him wif these feelings in fear of being rejected... so i wuz stuck wif just licking his name on my monitor, oh how i felt so alone

werd

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i had a feeling my usual bowl of lucky charms had a hint of children in it... WTF

werd

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Rofllmfao


Damn when is nejji getting on?

Little did he know nejji was just a tool to prove to myself that I am, in fact, a strait man. I was so confused and I didn't know what to do.

not sho loc, she in that whole utha time zone, all India time n shit, blah

i quickly yelled at Nejla 2 put her pants back on n git back 2 her house, az i feared Indeph wuz begining 2 suspect things. az much az i wanted her 2 stay, i knew it wuz wrong of me 2 close me eyes during sex and invision Indeph's steaming hot bod. az i watched her pull out of tha drive way and drive back 2 India a single tear rolled down my cheek az i look off into tha distance that star filled night

werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E