Poor C.A.L.I

It's time for the VE Chronicle to inform all members about the latest attack on one of Rapverse's most hated.

Yup, I'm talking about "C.A.L.I's last straw" by eph where she dropped a diss to him and I must admit it was quite funny, an opinion many shared.A few remarkable replies were the "predicted C.A.L.I responses" by Doomsday and 9th Degree (the little finger included) and the "no comment" by Nostradamus.

To all who is wondering why eph dissed him, she answers it herself (question asked by OMB) in the thread. According to her, he started bitching as soon as she dropped her life story (which we can confirm) and she has a good point in saying if you beat him or vice versa, he continues the beefing.

The freeposting festival continued with distilled's remark that RV isn't a country club (obviously referring to the title) for which eph thanked him. That one remark caused a public fisting riot including 9th Degree and the resurrected Zig Zag.

A day later, we can finally see a genuine C.A.L.I response even though the imitations came close to the real thing. Let me break it down for you and edit the dirty words for our sensitive members. He's basically saying she is a sl*t taking RV money to show her b**bs, challenging her to a pink slip battle (he also allows her to use same verse she dropped in the thread). As an excuse for his late reply he claims his net is fucking up and he is using a friend's computer which sounds reasonable since the delay was only one day. As a final add-on, he lets RV know he will own Doomsday in text

Oh yes, the beefing continues because then Doomsday starts to interfere with the following statement: "You smoke rocks?? This is an AUDIO battle you chicken-nugget suckin meat-chieffer". Of course C.A.L.I didn't back down so he replied by saying "fucking" three times in one line and teaching everyone a bit more about the wonderful world of (broken) computers and IPS. I found Doomsday's reply quite amusing especially because of the amazing insults such as ass-plug, butt-slut and cocksmoker. He has a valid point though when he says C.A.L.I takes the time to reply in this thread but doesn't check in for the battle.

It gets quite serious though when eph starts threatening she'd gun C.A.L.I down. Let this be a warning to all of you out there who feel like beefing (with eph or someone else), the chances you're going to be gunned down go from 99,8% up to 99,9%. The long awaited C.A.L.I-reply was very unrespectful in fact since he took a virtual piss (which he later spit on) on her brother's grave. He also brought up the on-going conflict whether or not non-audio heads should be taken seriously. To Doomsday's remark that he ducked him 5 times, the answer was: "i beat you already you still talking now die!" to which Doomsday replied: "oh, BTW. Kill your self".

I suggest we bring all of you together in the Jerry Springer Show or maybe even on Dr. Phil to settle your differences. If not, I fear there will be victims soon.

8:32 A.M.

-Drama Queen

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haha....that was pretty funny......

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