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03-31-05, 05:48 PM | #1 | ||||
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Stupid Questions/Stupid Awnser (Funny Shit)
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Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15. Q: What year? A: Every year. ___________________________________ ___ Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ___________________________________ ___ Q: This condition you have... does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? ___________________________________ __ Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. ___________________________________ __ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ___________________________________ ___ Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. ___________________________________ ___ Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ___________________________________ The Questions Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? ___________________________________ __ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? ___________________________________ ___ Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? ___________________________________ ___ Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ___________________________________ ___ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A:! By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ___________________________________ ___ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? ____________________________! ________ __ Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ___________________________________ ___ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ___________________________________ ___ Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. ___________________________________ ___ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. ___________________________________ ___ Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? ____ __________________________________ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing?! A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere This shits funny
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03-31-05, 05:51 PM | #2 | ||||
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ___________________________________ ^lmao dont feel like reading the rest, school is finally out. PEACE |
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03-31-05, 05:51 PM | #3 | ||||||
FiVe SoUrCe CeO
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Q: Are you a moron
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03-31-05, 05:56 PM | #5 | ||||
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Q: The Q Are you gay?
A: Yes..been that way since I left neverland
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03-31-05, 05:57 PM | #6 | ||||
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Thre other bad part is these word said in court
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03-31-05, 06:02 PM | #7 | |||
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Q-did micheal really do it?
A-yes lmaoooooooooooooooo im hilarious
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03-31-05, 06:03 PM | #8 | |||||
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this is stupid. funny stupid tho, word
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03-31-05, 06:05 PM | #9 | ||||
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this really just happened when i seen that
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03-31-05, 06:24 PM | #10 | ||||||
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he told me he wanted some pussie tho. hmm i should stop talking to him playing Q. drop another audio ight. then you'll be more doper |
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03-31-05, 06:28 PM | #11 | |||
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im still laughin no hate that wuz funny as hell thou
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04-01-05, 07:39 AM | #12 | ||||
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I dont like Q......and will never like him
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04-01-05, 11:51 AM | #13 | ||||
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral. ^^^^that shit was kinda funny lol Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy ^^lmao...who the hell made these up some funny ass shit yo |
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04-01-05, 12:31 PM | #14 | |||||
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. funniest one hahaha
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