RULES: 20 - 25 lines; votes don't count, it's up to .La Familia. members if you in or not; OTHER M.C.'s give this nigga honest comments...

(Nigga you ready? I don't think you are...)

Do I gotta beat you man, let me answer that question//
I am “gassed up”, ‘cuz eating rappers like you gives me bad "indigestion"//
Dog, you’re the fake, each time you spit it’s pretend//
Actin’ like my girlfriend, just ‘cuz I "ate" you once, you want me to do it again//
Please, you seem like a nice boy, so I’ma send you to heaven//
Stop tryin’ ta be gangster on audio, you sound like the black dude from "S Club 7"//
I don’t mean to hurt ya pride sonny, I know you wanna be a star//
But let’s be real, that fucking "Accent" is heavier then the "Car"//
Doctors don’t recommend me, they say I’m bad for ya health//
Battling me is like dressin’ up as a "bum", you’re just gonna make an "ass" outta yourself//
Rap needs me man, I’m like soccer goalies, y’all know I’m a "keeper"//
Fags make "passes" at IM more then quarterbacks throwin’ to a "wide reciever"//
You ain’t got no chance, my saying is "warn a foe"//
I could beat you at the "spur of a moment", like a "Tim Duncan porno"//
I’m a big shot, you just think you’re tall, when you’re not//
When you vote on battles, and peeps say "good lookin", you think they’re calling you "hot"//
You grew up with pussies, even ya pops is soft//
Fuck with a thug, i'll have ya "face broken" like you dropped ya "watch"//
You see, in rap there is such a thing as bluffing//
C'mon IM, you’re not hard, you’re soft like an "english muffin"//
You’re a dumb fuck messing with the great, have you sippin’ on straws from medics//
Faggot, gotta quit fronting, You "make up" stories more then bitches and "cosmetics"//

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=49024

hey can ya drop a vote on this for me ill hit this up when its done

Waitin' on this nigga...

ENIGMATIC, WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN, YA SEE I FLOW YOU COME OFF LIKE SMALL STREAMS, AND YOU BEATING ME YOU'RE SLEEPING AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE DREAM, CAUSE I'LL DUST YOU IF I WAS ON OR OFF YOUR TEAM. OKAY I ASKED YOUR MOTHER WHAT YOUR NAME REPS, AND SHE SAID SHE'LL PROMISE TO TELL ME AFTER I FINISHED WITH THE SEX, AND I SAID AIIGHT MA BUT LET ME BUST YOUR SON'S ASS BECAUSE I CAN'T STAY ERECT, AND SHE GOT MAD AND SAID YOU'RE MULTITALENTED AND MY SON'S NOT IN YOUR LEAGUE YET, UPSET, SHE GOT UP MAD AND STEAMING, AND I SAID ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT IS HIS NAME'S MEANING, PICKED UP HER JEANS AND, WALKED OFF ABSENT OF CREAMING. SHE EVENTUALLY TOLD ME THAT IT MEANT "SECRET", AND HOW MUCH FUNK I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YA LIKE THE DEODERANT YOU PROBABLY NEED IT, AND SINCE YOU CAN'T BEAT IT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LET ME JOIN, IT'S THREE OF YOU CHUMPS SO HOW YA'LL FLIPPED THE COIN, HEAD OR TAILS BUT I GUESS YOU WAS THE CHOSEN ONE, I ONLY SPIT HEAT SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW I HAVE YOU FROZEN SON. SURPRISED AND SHOCKED, THAT I RISE YOU DROPPED, IT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO PREPARE YOUR RHYME THAT I HAD YOUR MOMS AND YOUR SIS. AND YOU KNOW THEM THIGHS GOT POPPED, AND I'LL BLAZE WHOEVER YA'LL THROW INTO THE PIT CAUSE I'M FIRE NOT HOT, AND I'M FAMOUS BY MYSELF THIS AIN'T STAR TREK NO NEED TO HIRE SPOCK, AND NEXT TIME YOU PLAN ON DOING BUSTING RETIRE THE MIC AND PICK UP A GLOCK.

-24 LINES LONG MEN. LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOOD. IT WASN'T MY BEST, BUT IT WAS THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT SPIT ABIDING BY THE RULES OF THE BATTLE YA HEARD! HOLLA!

CHECK MY PROFILE AND GO TO "SEARCH FOR ALL POSTS BY THIS USER" FOR FUTURE REFERENCES AIIGHT. HOLD IT DOWN PEOPLES! ONE!

yo go check out my battle and i'll give this battle a honest vote

my battle was against VEndetta

I just need 1 more vote...

I need to see what y'all think about this nigga... Give me some straight comments, tell me what's up! HOLLA!

yo, he's got potential.. I say he's good.. let him in.. first try-out where they weren't affraid to diss us, usually they like LaFam is ill, blunt got skill.. this time he actually dissed... IM you in dawg..

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Can I get some votes on this joint?

LA'FAM. FOR LIFE PEEPS! LET'S GET HTIS THING ROLLING THEN, AND TEAR EVERYBODY OUT THIS FRAME IN HERE. WE RUN THIS SITE YO. SOON THEY'LL START THINKING THAT WE INVENTED IT. JUST LET ME KNOW WHO OUT THERE YA'LL WANT ME TO ATTACK, AND THE DOG WILL BITE HARD YA HEARD. BEWARE OF THE BEAST!

MC KILLA T IF YOU DIRECT ME TO YOUR BATTLE I'LL BE GLAD TO VOTE ON YOUR JOINT, BUT I CANNOT FIND IT ON ELITE. WHERE IS IT AT, OR DID YA'LL EVEN POST YET? HOLLA!

Can I get some votes... stop sleepin'!