HOpAloONgBoB: hey who is this?
illmental is GOD: god
HOpAloONgBoB: nope it can't be
HOpAloONgBoB: cause i am
illmental is GOD: <---read the name
illmental is GOD: yeah
illmental is GOD: now commit suicide
illmental is GOD: *Hands You A Rope*
illmental is GOD: i saw a good tree around the corner
HOpAloONgBoB: oh yeah
illmental is GOD: correction
illmental is GOD: around your corner
illmental is GOD: you know... the one you work on?
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah i worked at the corners for like 2 years but quit cause it got boring
HOpAloONgBoB: now i do more exciting things
illmental is GOD: yeah, business on Santa Monica has gone up 75% since you started hustlin the street
HOpAloONgBoB: wow someone should really thank me
illmental is GOD: *pats you on the back*
HOpAloONgBoB: so hey GOD what is your first name
illmental is GOD: *then washes hands*
HOpAloONgBoB: HAHAH
illmental is GOD: i dont want VD
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah you better
HOpAloONgBoB: well who knows i bet you have aids
illmental is GOD: damnit, whjo told you
HOpAloONgBoB: cause about 1 out of every 6 people have it
illmental is GOD: herpes too
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah well i can just tell
illmental is GOD: well damn
illmental is GOD: me and you, we are above average
illmental is GOD: 2 out of 6
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah i highly believe that one
HOpAloONgBoB: haha
HOpAloONgBoB: sure thing
HOpAloONgBoB: so is your first name ill
illmental is GOD: yeah
illmental is GOD: guess my last name
HOpAloONgBoB: umm
HOpAloONgBoB: mental
illmental is GOD: *BUZZER*
illmental is GOD: God
illmental is GOD: damn, hoe
HOpAloONgBoB: ohhh
illmental is GOD: mental is my middle name
HOpAloONgBoB: whoops
illmental is GOD: RECOGNIZE, Yo
HOpAloONgBoB: ohh i get it
illmental is GOD: Ill-Mental Is God Bitch, Recognize
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah i recognized
illmental is GOD: good
illmental is GOD: i didnt want to have to pimp slap you thru my monitor
HOpAloONgBoB: well that can always happen
illmental is GOD: yeha
illmental is GOD: "i slap bitches with no titties that work at hooters"
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah i used to work there
illmental is GOD: but i talked to your manager and he said you were givin him head
illmental is GOD: and it was the only reason he didnt fire you
HOpAloONgBoB: well it must have been my twin cause after an incident that occurred a while back I'm terrified to do anything involving close interactment with my cranium
illmental is GOD: i hate those damn evil twins
illmental is GOD: i had one too
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah
illmental is GOD: he was going around grabbing old ladies' asses
illmental is GOD: and i saw one of them at 7-11 and she slapped me
illmental is GOD: i was like "wtf granny hoe, recognize"
illmental is GOD: then i realized that my evil twin was really me, just, it was only when i was high or drunk
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah that must have been a dreadful day
HOpAloONgBoB: oh well then that makes only one of us
illmental is GOD: it was a damn freaky friday
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah well i wouldn't be able to relate to something that twisted
illmental is GOD: remember that time you put my nuts in a vice grip?
illmental is GOD: the best $5 i ever spent
illmental is GOD: (on the vice grips, not you, hoe)
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah and then i cut it off with a switch blade and you fell to the floor and ran to your grandma
illmental is GOD: but b4 i ran away, i put on 8 condoms and attached razor blades to it, and then i fucked you in the ass
illmental is GOD: but yeah, i miss that little fella
HOpAloONgBoB: well apparently that must have been another one of your disgusting dreams
illmental is GOD: yeha, im in therapy for that now
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah well i don't think therapy is working too well
HOpAloONgBoB: maybe you should try committing suicide
illmental is GOD: hey... maybe we can do it together madison
HOpAloONgBoB: well thats alright i'll leave it up to you to do by yourself
illmental is GOD: ok
illmental is GOD: nice knowing you madison
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah i hope hell isn't as bad as we all think it is.. you will have a lovely time there
illmental is GOD: my # is (911)257-0987
illmental is GOD: call me right now
illmental is GOD: that wa svery poetic
illmental is GOD: i think thats sexy
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah well you also are the person that said you thought your mom was sexy so i camj
HOpAloONgBoB: can't judge by words*
illmental is GOD: i did?
illmental is GOD: wtf, you are sick
illmental is GOD: my mom is dead you peice of shit
illmental is GOD: i hope you die
HOpAloONgBoB: yes well then that does make two of us on that one
illmental is GOD: fuck you slut
HOpAloONgBoB: because my mom is also dead
illmental is GOD: chew up this mushroom
illmental is GOD: good, follow in her footsteps
HOpAloONgBoB: no that wouldn't be right
illmental is GOD: yes it would
illmental is GOD: smoke on cock
HOpAloONgBoB: are you being absolutely insane
illmental is GOD: yes bitch
HOpAloONgBoB: that's great you can admit that
illmental is GOD: yes, and when you start taking your VD medicine, you wont be a nasty bitch anymore
illmental is GOD: wait... yes you will
illmental is GOD: fuckin VD Debbie
illmental is GOD: and those "cold sores", those are herpes hoe
illmental is GOD: quit lying to yourself bitch
illmental is GOD: dont make me cut off your titties
HOpAloONgBoB: well actually i am not the one with herpes.. you already admitted to having that disease and you are probably so excited that you have it that you are telling everyone...you have the kind of herpes down low
illmental is GOD: no, its just cold, those are goose bumps
illmental is GOD: speaking of goose...
illmental is GOD: hows your asshole, hoe
HOpAloONgBoB: oh it's fine
HOpAloONgBoB: how is yours... after all that hard sex with your boyfriend?
illmental is GOD: oh rico? he is ok, but you know... when you are in jail in mexico, its hard not to be someone's seniorita
HOpAloONgBoB: hahah ok i give you credit for that one
illmental is GOD: after a while, asshole starts to feel like pussy
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah well how can you be the judge on that one? you must be a woman
illmental is GOD: only with me and rico
illmental is GOD: he is alot bigger than me
illmental is GOD: so i was the bitch :-(
HOpAloONgBoB: oh i'm sorry
illmental is GOD: yeha
illmental is GOD: you have really turned me on
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah well you should thank your boyfriend rico, cause if it wasn't for the talk about him you wouldn't be turned on
illmental is GOD: i know
illmental is GOD: damn, you turned that one on me... 5 points
HOpAloONgBoB: wow i think i might be winning
illmental is GOD: nah, i have the edge by a little
HOpAloONgBoB: oh ok whatever you want to believe
illmental is GOD: yeah read the convo
illmental is GOD: i am far more wittier
HOpAloONgBoB: okay i guess i'll just let you jave all the points
HOpAloONgBoB: have*
illmental is GOD: im a pimp
illmental is GOD: you are a hoe
illmental is GOD: that mean i automaticly have 1000 points over you, how
illmental is GOD: hoe*
HOpAloONgBoB: i think you are mistaking me for someone else
illmental is GOD: no
illmental is GOD: i dont know you
illmental is GOD: you know me
illmental is GOD: remember?>
illmental is GOD: madison
HOpAloONgBoB: actaully my name is not Madison
illmental is GOD: lol yes it is
illmental is GOD: whats your favorite scary movie madison?
HOpAloONgBoB: i like the movie dreadful morning
HOpAloONgBoB: what is yours Mr. PIMP
illmental is GOD: Debbie Does Dallas
HOpAloONgBoB: wow thats nice
illmental is GOD: yeha, you were HELLA scary in it
HOpAloONgBoB: i think i better get back to beign with my boyfriend.. he is waiting for me on my bed
illmental is GOD: hahaha
illmental is GOD: and you have been sitting here arguing with me
illmental is GOD: you are a BAD hoe
HOpAloONgBoB: yes
illmental is GOD: lol if i was your bf i would dump your sorry ass
HOpAloONgBoB: that is good information
HOpAloONgBoB: but i really have to go now
HOpAloONgBoB: goodbye
illmental is GOD: bye
illmental is GOD: you are an anal dwelling monkey whore
HOpAloONgBoB: yeah i think i have heard that somewhere before
HOpAloONgBoB: thanks for making me laugh
illmental is GOD: bruce almighty, yo
HOpAloONgBoB: yes that would be it
illmental is GOD: yes, goodnight nigger
HOpAloONgBoB: later sigg
HOpAloONgBoB: chives that is
illmental is GOD: speak english hoe

that was fucking long.........but what I read of it was funny

illmental is GOD: *pats you on the back*
HOpAloONgBoB: so hey GOD what is your first name
illmental is GOD: *then washes hands*

keep up the good work I guess, lol

LOL...Wow...Hes a real Herb....Iv seen loads of convos with him in, doing exactly the same...

LOL.... I hope he dies of festive Aids..1!

lmao... have you now?

well uh, this is some bitch that goesa to my school... lmao, i talked to her online a long time ago and she forgot who i was and i hardly remembered her...

so that HE you have seen a bunch of times... is really a SHE you HAVENT seen alot of times

LOLOL...It jus makes it worse that hes a she....Well She was doing the same with Cam, She thought he was Feeble Minded...

U ever got the feeling that were talkin bout 2 diffirent people..??

ummm yes

uhhh long..............and priceless

Totally Kodak Moment!
actually...damn, that bitch is dumb, sorry to say.

__________________
Only God can judge me, Who THE FUCK IS YOU?!

Way too long.

__________________
<center><image src=http://www.rapbattles.com/images/pics/PinkThong.gif></center>
<center>An original RB Member. Yes, we're that much better.</center>

lmao, it was too long for the 32nd time lol,