Hi!! children...im Mr condoment..im here to teach you about how to eat healthy....it kinda starts like this

i love muster'd indeed...
all the way down to the seed...
to the yellow bottle....
lovly like a super modle...
i like the mustard spice...
make my tongue intice..
with the plesent goodness...
out of condoments musterds the best..
i love musterd like i love my wife...
i revovle musturd all around my life...
mustard give you that sex appeal...
gives u the good feal after every meal...
tasts good on hamburgers or sauege...
put on ne thing to get that spicey edge...

liv'n like kurupt...
when im out of luck...
i grab my ketchup...
an just think of the good times...
my favorite brand is heinzs...
its smoot when it goes down that hatch...
i got a tomoato garden i can make mah own batch...
in restraunts i just orger ketchup packets....
when chugg'n ketchup life is as good as it gets..
i chugg till the bottles get hollow...
happy after every swallow...
ketchup is your friend to the end....
an for desert i think i'll order ketchup again...
drunk so much ketchup i have a red skeleton...


its on those summer days...
when im hot n sweaty i go for the mayonaise..
its a lil bit fattening...but it tasts good to me..
so who i don't minde gain an extra calorie..
mix w/ catsup an u got the mystery sause...
no dress'n? use mayo for when the salad gets tossed...
mayonaise...or mayo..call it what u wanna call it...
im a fuck'n mayohaulic...
eat a spoonfull then jump in the weeds in frolic...
to me mayo is symbolic...like the jewish star...
i don't need a beer i order mayo at the bar ...
finish the bottle time to close the lid....
open another b/c i love my mayo kid....


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