i was just ...

pissin' in the urinal when i found this journal ..
i looked n' it had all childrens names .. with some of em' circled
i'm usually not the type to be nosy and look through
but i did .. so shut it bitch .. you know you'd look too
.. what in the hell was this .. i couldn't understand it
the letters obviously came from the movements of a man's wrist
damnit .. i kept skimmin' searchin' who was this persona
it had every damn kid in the city in alphabetical order ..
presents for some n' money for others .. who would forget this
it's like a wish list .. and this dude circled all the naughty kids

.. i'd probably be circled =( ..

you see this year just didn't go as i would have planned
i was stressed, depressed, pissed off .. goood daaaamn ..
but yeah .. everything was my fault it began with failing tests,
skippin' school, smokin' herb . . . n' yeah , jail was next
the night of my arrest i can remember my mother was crying
it was like the birth of my demise .. high hopes were dying
i looked up at the sky and .. i asked god where my luck went ..
it was snowing so i figured he through the chip off his cold shoulder ..

- so i said fuck it .. -

now tonight i'm all alone, without even a bed to sleep in
i'll probably get fucked up ... this .. last .. n' next weekend
you see i'm ten years old n' I just started tweakin'
i only trust satan n' dogs not santa n' god like you believe in'
believe it .. this journal is my only property so i won't trash it ...
now when i can't hold it, i can use the pages to wipe my ass with ..
while lost in my thought i was standing at a glimmer poster
when all of a sudden a hand grabbed my shoulder ..
i screamed ." ohh no sir ! it's not what you think ...
i didn't steal your journal i just found it out by the sink ..
the urinal ! i mean .. he was white as a ghost .. but he smiled
and at that moment, i knew grabbing the journal was worth my while
he took back his journal, then handed me a lolli-pop n' said eat it ..
from that night on ... i always had his bed to sleep in ...

what a great christmas ...
thank you michael jackson ... ( mr. claus =P )

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