aight rules 15lines MAX, no dr or hate votes...aight
u spit 1st.....

votes only from people WITH A 100 POSTS OR MORE>>>>>IF URE BELOW DONT BOTHER>>>>GET SPITTIN TUBE.............................................. .................................................. ..........15lines MAX, no dr or hate votes

certified anus beef. thats all you are
please hold my meat while i cook this beef
god called and said that you got the gift
now get your dick outta adams apple and start your travel
this raps probably over your head like a bum with dreads
oh shit i forgot my med's i acidently took you orthotricyclin instead
in my hood they used to call me Mr. Ed becuase of the way i smacked you in the head
oh shit did you turn red?
but now its just tube steak becuase ive done pulled it to much and killed it instead
You bed.
Enough Said.

uh god....lol

ive set up a battle, with a guy who still plays with his rattle,
the dummy in his mouth imitates an emcee needing ma lyrical tackles,
i manage an mangle, NYC emcees who dare to pose any talent,
this rapper got be the worse ive battled an thrown away wit other shrapnel,
im sparadic, ma ryhmes lick u up into smokable weed, have u hangin on like tin metal,
heavy metal is u, ure rap as good as a human doing doggy paddle,
so why u strangle, with lyrics to make look 'u' fee-ble,
an make sure all know this battle aint exactly equal,
but there el be no sequal, NYC u need to beat this emcee up frequently eager,
kick his ass inta line, he ryhmes like a gay packing a heater.
so finally its come to time to beat u an de-cease ya,
take ya lines an do em without copying an pasting em either.
(he copy an pasted em from the bitchslap thread,got a lil mixed up,poor lad)


votes please 100 votes or more ONLY!!!!

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i may be new to this rap battle

your rymes sound like a english freak with a 8 years olds dick in his cheek
hard to read like Aggasis serve with a little extra speed

you rap is a waste of thread like the bloody string that hangs down from your queen mums knickers. Ive seen your name on stickers that cover the meat in my local MeatPickers!

(stop being a whinny bitch and be content being MY bitch)

who else have you battled? 0-0

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man shut up.............
well see wat i am when the votes start ta come in dawg.....aight.

.................................................. .................................................. ..........................................U gotta be the worse NYC MC ive ever battled dawg............................................

you havent battled anyone dumbass.
all you do it up yourself over and over.



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England can suck my american balls like they did back in 1776.
Go get your teeth fixed. You homo thug.

Tubesteak.... retire....

That verse was pretty wack man....
Flow was off, punches (?!) were played if any... some hardly rhymed....structure was awful...

'Enough Said'

Certified came harder in all aspects... wasn't the best verse ever but it didn't have to be to be honest... better verse overall...

Tubesteak, you should try doin' cyphers 'n shit to elevate....

Vote - Certified

Tubesteak and certified that was the dumbest battle I've ever read, tube u were rapping about absolutely shit, and certa, I didn't understand your shit at all I advise that you revise your stuff before publicly releasing it into a network filled with a majority of serious writers/freestylers.

What are cyphers?
This is my first time.

and honestly could you even read certifieds ryme??

come on now i know i suck but certified is equally wack!

At least you're not in denial, that's the first step to elevating.... admitting that you have a notepad filled with bullshit.

tube.... man, wateva. Ure sig reminds me of sum lil geek, tryna be cool......SAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

it took me lil 2min to do my verse, i think all reading it know i dint do ma hardest stuff. Ya know i wunt of given a sh*t if u would of just take votes without the lippy cheek dawg...but i gotta say U are the wackest NY emcee ive ever battled aha.....an dawg, listen this aint exactly wat u ed call ma 1st rap forum aight.