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GREG
I wanna welcome our guest star Echo
(audience claps)
ECHO
It's great to be here.
Let's kick it.



Hi Echo. My name is Greg. Can I ask you some questions?
I'm here 'cause I want you to start confessing
Tell me about your life, your guys, I'm intesecting, arn't I?
It's rumored that you got shot in the back when you were nine
and that you got a black eye when you were at Woodstock High
You were shy, weren't you? The girl who was always made fun of
because you went to a Catholic school, you were shoved
you weren't loved, what about your dad?
Did he really have an affair? You must be really mad
and your mom drives you crazy
when you were a baby, she hit you, but it's a very shady memory
a young lady with no fucking hope so you smoke dope
and listen to rappers talk about slitting throats
Is this true? I'm confused, I need to know more about you


these interviews. these interviews
don't know what to do about interviews
pry into my life
what's it to you
i could kick myself to tell you my blues
shoo!

Hi Greg. It's good to be on your show
but you got fucking information wrong, yo
i was shot in the back, but i was not nine, i was seven
what if I had died and have gone to hell or heaven?
have some sympathy man. Don't just ask me fucking questions
and i was made fun of and thereof
I had no friends. I didn't blend in wit the trends
i was spending my time attending hell's extension
my mom's crazy and my dad had no affair
what happened was my grandma saw my dad there
at the store wit another woman
he brought her there to try on the coat he was gonna give my mom
he wasn't about to give her the wrong size stupid
my dad's cupid, giving my mom a christmas gift
not that it's any of your business (swift!)
let's change the fuckn' subject
i do smoke dope, but my boyfriend told me not to do it no more
Good Lord. I pour my heart out and I can hear you snore.
Fuck this. I ain't doing it no more.

these interviews. these interviews
don't know what to do about interviews
pry into my life
what's it to you
i could kick myself to tell you my blues
shoo!


We hear Echo walk off the stage

GREG
Echo! Echo! I'm sorry!