I know a lot of you are tired of hearing about the Canibus/Eminem beef, but...

We all knew Canibus was smart, but it seems like he is a higher form of intelligence than the UFO’s he once rapped about. Anyway, soon as we plead for him to reply to Eminem’s “Canib*tch” diss… we got word that he is about to drop a 12 minute diss straight at his Caucasian counter-brother. The song is rumored to be on the rapper’s next untitled collection of songs. We don’t choose sides, but we heard Bis takes it to Eminem’s chest dissing his style, albums and life in general.

Also, word is Bis ain’t going to The Roc, but he might be looking for a new recording home. We don’t know, its only a rumor. Roc-A-Rumor, y’all!

- Canabis World

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aight i luv em but i'd love to see Canibus tare him a new asshole...should be good *crosses fingers*

oh yea Cam..answer my callout in elite plz my shoe friend

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"Woop Woop, its the sound of da police"

lmao....12 minutes......

I think his collection of songs should be called Project Over-Redundancy

I do not battle, collab OR write pieces for RapBattles dot com any longer. Go somewhere else.

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eminem had over-stretched himself trying to battle this guy. i honestly dont think anyone in the mainstream could beat canibus inna battle.

although all of em's harcore fans will jump on his dick no matter how badly he gets beaten.

Aka: LM

Kid even has an eminem pic as his avatar and he worships him in like .. evrythread in this part of the board.

Seriously.

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Anyone have a link to the Canibitch diss?

http://www.hiphop-elements.com/me/play.php?tid=3104

Dunno if it has the full thing, usually just does samples ..

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Eminem - Canibitch

[Intro]
{in a high falsetto voice}
Uncle Marshall!
Will you Tell us a bedtime story?
{regular voice}
Here we go...

[Verse One]
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this little ass-kissin' vaginal blister
'Stanabis', little marshall mathers sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Kennif-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!

[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-I-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in a Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanner
It's Can-i-bitch with some Stan Lives shit
They greet me out at first man this is sick
For me being just a sick disconflict
gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
none of the messages at Shady Records You Left Me
The fourth Letter: "Slim you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth threat there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit oh Dre wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Let's go" {*WOOSH!*}
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
{*BOOSH!*} (What was that?) oh Jermaine Dupre
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait backup hit him one more time in case
okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard!" ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
the Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice {*BOOSH!*} {*BOOSH!*}
{*BOOSH!*} {*BOOSH!*} (what was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kind of smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stapped him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up 'bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest make my shoulders touch!
DO SOMETHIN'! at least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-9!
Say 90 percent of my fans are blonde
'bis c'mon answer me man respond!!!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Resovoir Dogs
Bite ANOTHER line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
from a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of Ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch talk some shit again!!
STOMP HIM! (switch feet) STOMP HIM! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanbais jumped off the bridge again
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again

[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

I dont give a fuck bout the lyrics... i wanna hear audio... & Cam, that link tries tog et me to DL something that cant be played... fag

cannibis owns eminem

eminem clowned canibus pretty bad, but canibus will prolly beat him in the end. But canibus did start this beef, dunno why he feels so offended that eminem is pissed.

It's a shame though, they could make some pretty good songs together. And I am aware that all you haters are gonna go "no way! Eminem sucks!".. but guess what... i dont care

What the Hell was that?

was that supposed to be a diss?

lmao.....Canibus is going to murder his ass.....

I want Eminem to call out someone else from the underground...like Eyedea or Sage Francis.....they'll clown the Hell out of his ass....

Eminem diss could have been way better. I liked his verse that said "punch me in the chest make my shoulders touch." Because thats what Canibus said in his song with Common. LL Cool J did a lot better battlin Canibus. But I think if Canibus and Eminem stop their beef shady/aftermath should sign Canibus since he dont want to be with Roccafella. Plus he clearly deserves to be signed with a good company. I cant wait till Canibus releases the 12 minute diss track. If he Rips Eminem badly that might actually help Em. Because maybe that will get him back to his style in SLim Shady Lp and Mashall Mathers Lp instead of the Eminem Show.