BATTLED STARTED (No more than 20 Lines)


Im gonna introduce you to this rap game...
The name be Jab...
Your mom was the best lay i ever had...
3 times for a dollar, shit that bitch was cheep,
Only problem is...the bitch wouldnt get out my jeep...
Come on fool dry your eyes, theres no need to cry
What you gonna do when u see my barrel as i drive by?
See im a lyrical bully,
Im a hit you so hard im a paralyse you fully!
You wanna be a G?
Tha only thing you get to be is a G.I.M.P...
Thats right a dick in a PVC Suit,
Your lucky I DONT TIE YOU UP AND THROW YOU IN MY BOOT (Car Trunk/Boot)
I got you reelin, your on tha ropes...
Ill be like Roy Jones Junior (Boxer), Give you no Hope.
This is my first time at makin a rhyme, in time with a diss in every line,
With a Rap name like Gavin1...
You think you'll make it?
This is rappin bitch, not the COMEDY CENTRAL CIRCUIT!!

1 2 3 to the 4 thats how many jabs i gave u till u dropped 2 the floor u wanna go against me well w8 a minute lets start with the fact u think ur iller than me thats probly true since u got h.i.v and dont think ur blind u just cant see me u diss me cuz u know nomatter how hard u try u never gonna be me u say u gonna paralyse me ha ha well ill need 2 do a busta and go 2 flip mode so i can beat you so hard you will need to comunicate through morse code, cuz ur so rubbish ill drop u in the bin face it this is a battle you wont win

1, 2, 3 and to the 4?
Who you fink you are...a gangsta who gets pussy galore?
Your name is gavin, a northern monkey,
Shit bitch i aint no homo, stop tryin to hump me...
You tellin me you throw jabs? Well im the masta
Gimme 1 round, i swear ull never see punches thrown fasta,
If i got HIV bitch so's your moma, she's tha bitch always givin me humma's,
I felt kinda bad reading your rhymes,
EVEN VANILLA ICE HAD BETTER LINES!!!
"Cos im so rubbish u'll drop me in the bin?"
With that gay shit mothafucker u kno u aint gonna win!
I bet that shit took you all night to write...
Heres a dictionary use it....
SO WE CAN GET DOWN AND FIGHT

u like tlking bout mamas dont you thats weird cuz the only mama u have fuckd is osamas, u gotta fetish 4 them r somthing dont make me really typ some shit cuz u know i can kill u with a pad and pen but this is a freestyle ur going mad how old u say u wer? u sure ur not going seniyl the only lyrics u know are the battles from 8mile the shit u sed only made me smile but back 2 gurls im gonna lay ur bitch like a tile cuz she likes my style i rip thes rymes i spit these lyrics like bullets outta my 9s tlking bout vanilla ice ur hero dude you will never be like him u gotta better chance findin nemo u and vanilla ice woulde make a good couple since both ur iq tests equall up 2 zero

Aiiite Guys, Battles Ova....Needin some votes please....we both new so tell us why u chose who you chose....
Cheers

JAB

vote please guys,
am needin some recognition or pointers....either one will be helpful!!!

CHeers guys...................
JAB

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although i can't vote myself, jab would have my vote cos he's funnier, and he actually layed his stuff out as lines as opose to continous prose, whihc makes it well hard to read. not that my opinion matters.

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AM NEEDING SOME VOTES PLEASE PEOPLE.....
PLEASE????
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Dat was a wack battle!Jab dnt talk about mammas bcus it jus didnt work 4u!Gavin1 u hav gota be Dq'd bcus its a 10line minimum!

LOL AM A NOOB................................WHAT CAN I SAY.....DROP A VOTE PLEASE DIZZIE____________________________________________ __________

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