fuken got sooooooo wasted


and the sad part is I went home for some reason and i was way to drunk. at like 2 am.

i woke up my parents and shit so i tried my hardest not to act drunk and the first thing I do is fall down the stairs.


then I puke all over the bathroom, and i tried to piss on the toliet but hit everything else around.


but yeah, my parents knew i got drunk, this is the first time they found out. i remember my dad talking to me last nite about it ..

but I haven't seen my mom today yet, and my dad hasn't talked to me yet. I came downstairs and he was watching T.V












So, when did you get caught drunk from your parents..?


and what where some tatics to use to get out of trouble?

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em ur mother is a crack whore kims a known slut so whats halie goin to be when she grews up?

also for the people who drink.

Everytime i puke I feel like I'ma die.

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em ur mother is a crack whore kims a known slut so whats halie goin to be when she grews up?

I like a small buzz, puking kind of ruins getting drunk.

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ur always fucked up, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

you gotta juss be real wit them....

they know they did the same shit your doin when they were your age.... and put it to them like that....


i know you dont think they were goodie two shoes when they were young... all kids do stupid shit...

be honest... admit you fucked up... and they should at least be cool about it... nahmean...

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Full Metal Bronsky Dropin 1st Quarter 08'

Yeah I talked to my parents.

they where actrually pretty cool about it, they just said that I should take care of my self and make it safe.

they would perfer me not to do it, but they said once in awile isn't to bad. they dont want me to be drinkin every week tho.




Puking is pretty cool tho, like it stings from the acid, but when its coming out it trips me out.

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em ur mother is a crack whore kims a known slut so whats halie goin to be when she grews up?

The first time they ever caught me drunk was in grade 10. My buddy and I were out boozin all night and thought it would be a good idea to split a 40 oz of bacardi. bang, about half a bottle later in about 40 minutes (we mixed with oj to make screwdrivers) i was out cold. My buddy left about an hour after that, and passed out on some guys lawn. My mom found me at 9 am the next morning, buck naked in the middle of my bedroom floor, piss all over myself. she thought i took heroin or some shit. i then got into the shower, sat down in the tub, and just layed there for 30 minutes. then i got back up, crossed my piss-stained carpet. slept until 6 pm. then my dad woke me up and offered me a beer. good times.

now they let me drink all the time as long as they know where i am and who im with.

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