*lights dim...Fl0 walks on stage and grabs the mic*

FL~0~metry:
There I was…layin in the pavement, dead n grave-sent…
My soul lifted n shifted higher with my desire for living without consent…
My spine bent… a dent in my head, I was recollected from dead…
N reached the gates… stepped forward fearin hate for my sins with lead…
Found myself bein fed…after I ate my bread I sat maself down next to da crown…
Of the lord… n afta I bowed down I said n begged for mercy n peacefull sounds…
The lord sed…" r u done holdin the guns… r u ready'', I sed yes n a steady life begun..
Then everythin flashed…saw the sun…my world swirled around n I was stunned…
Took me a while…to file my thoughts… no pain there was none so I looked up…
Bright skies… sweet smells in da air…somewhere roses were near, felt a rush…
then look down n stared… coodnt believe what I found…I had four legs on da ground…
With hair, fur, a big nose and a jaw, I was reincarnated n saw maself bound as a hound…

*passes mic to daz...brushes off wackness..now let the heat began...*

Dazasta:
Astonished to see..a pondering me…Buddhism prevailed..
Life smothered with sin…down the stairway…I thought I reached hell..
It wasn’t well…how i rested and holy divinities interceded…
Soul took flight..among the others…the pack of souls..i lead it..
Bleeded…woe and agony…thoughts irrelevant…
Met..Every god available…all thought that I was hellish sent…
Relish this...emotion spent transformed to hearts…simile’s…
Saved by the love boat…but still flooded by life’s memories…
Eventually..spoken heavenly voices..turned me grieving…
Destined to travel backwards..the scale’s were found uneven…
Leaving…room for more…cheated joys search for escape…
Sentence is everlasting… long enough to question hate..
Its great..with shallow arms I encompass my fate…
Evildoers returned…reincarnated as a snake..

*crowd goes wild...lights go out V.O.T.S appears in lights on the curtains as they close*

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