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06-21-04, 12:15 AM | #1 | |||||
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FuNnY ShIt..."CoMpUtEr LoVE"...gotta see this
IP: 7BE2 A0A1
me and a homegurl online wrote this a while back check it....
Age/sex/location, it was immediate infatuation Your bold font seduced me right into your cyber sexy nation Acronyms of excitement responded to my silly smilies “MDHRM” A surprising “my dick’s hard, ride me” Be gentle, I’ve never consummated with a computer before I might not be able to compete with your other wireless whores Go slow, it’s hard for me to type with just my left hand A simultaneous syntax, exploding like web cam spam Smoking salem after salem learning about your real world life 3 kids and a wife, but I’m the one you prefer late at night You like my pic right? It’s old I’ve gained a few pounds since then Well actually it’s my cousin, but I swear we look like twins So is it long and thin…or perhaps short and thick? Give me details baby so I can dream about your Pentium prick Oh, I just got a web cam, is your wife asleep yet? Cause your in box innuendo has my kitty wet like a chia pet Why haven’t we met? Tell her you’re going on a business trip If you like my browser’s appeal, the real thing’ll make you do back flips Thank God for buddy lists, I get butterflies when “LongHotRod” appears You make me feel new like a RAM upgrade, I’m bleeding cyber tears You been serving servers for years, now I’m your number 1 choice Let’s upgrade to the telly, let me seduce you with my phone sex voice You keep my moist, your pic permanently pasted to my desktop Only for you…my net lover…will my heart never stop ... Let your breasts ride up to your chin…spit a coughed prayer that there’s no data leak when my hardrive hits your software I was lost, scared, digital pimping through those other whores But now I’m settled….i want you to be my baby’s motherboard… I’ve discovered more truth…but broken the rules, pounded You, No,It meant nothing the day I kissed Windows Two Thousand… Who…could possibly match nerds? I remember the old days, I’d touch your username while you guessed the length of my password… I fondled your ass…purred…well at least the virtual image I was certain you finished altering …so sexy it hurt when you sent it There were….nude angels…demons…feather stretched halos the site see’s we have our own language of LMFAO’s… you’re a precious date…hello!…screen name: surewildfuck your caramelskin10…then, give me head through the dial-up… ring…ring….ring….ring…hey, simple?I got your phone number… I’m on realstalkers.com…member status: the lone hunter location: my victim’s home…bummer…the battery packs dead now the camera won’t record what happens when we attach legs I’ll get your ass spread over the couch…hurry…I’ll own it…take it… Quickly…mom doesn’t want me to watch porn…let alone make it… you Getting boned, naked…I’m really gaining a deep respect so now everyone can see computer love can connect my homegurls verse is the italic one mine is bold feedback plz ~!1!~
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06-21-04, 01:04 AM | #2 | |||||
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IP: 4289 77F4
uppin for feedback ~!1!~
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06-22-04, 02:39 AM | #3 | |||||
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IP: 9EF2 7F0D
uppin for feedback ~!1!~
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06-22-04, 06:54 PM | #4 | |||||
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IP: C1DA C961
Dammit People Uppin For Feedback Lol!!!!
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06-22-04, 07:00 PM | #5 | |||||||
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Hahahahahaha.....................put this down in the Studio thread in the crew forum..lol
THis was ....comedy
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06-22-04, 07:02 PM | #6 | |||||||
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that shit waS mad funny but was that really your stuff?
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06-22-04, 07:02 PM | #7 | ||||
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Think u should meet this homegurl before u get deep into another convo like that wit her! U have a wife? lol "3 kids and a wife, but I’m the one you prefer late at night"
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06-22-04, 10:50 PM | #8 | |||||
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IP: 3240 794D
lol ya its my homegurl but it aint real we was jus fuckin around...and yes ridicule this is mine and my homegurl "simple"'s work
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