A'ight...experimental structure here...true events. Supposed to be funny. And AGAIN...EXPERIMENTAL VERSE.

...A'yo...

Saturday night...three chicks...gonna get some pussy tonight
Silent Sam in sight...three <hic>s...so drunk it ain' right
I can't stand...I'm crawlin'...I gotta another beer in hand
The werds of 'My Band'...I'm fallin'...all's I can say is 'damn'
The chicks are dancin'...sexually together...I'm just laughin'
Friend is standin'...it's hot weather...my dick's as big as a cannon
Gotta take a piss..head down the ladder...my right foot a miss
Ladder twists...fall laughter...I shouldn't be as drunk as this
Land wit a thud...shit can't feel it...my body's full of Bud
Alcohol is a drug...can't believe it...right now can' be a thug
I walk out of the door...I stumble outside...I've done this before
I'm chilled to the core...piss till I'm dry...I run into tha door
It feels like...suddenly I'm back upstairs...oh, tha chicks are dykes
Try to sit upright...watchin two wit blonde hair...its a beautiful sight
Oh no shoulders begin to slouch...I'm fadin'...enough booze in tha pouch
One more laugh outta ma mouth...I was waitin'...

...now I'm passed out on tha couch...