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Old 09-22-04, 04:49 PM   #1
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Drop some ''new'' funny ass momma jokes....

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okay

ur mommas face is so oily bush left iraq for her...........
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Old 09-22-04, 04:50 PM   #2
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your momma's "pores" are so huge there are bums living in her face
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Old 09-22-04, 04:51 PM   #3
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your momas so fat.....
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Old 09-22-04, 11:40 PM   #4
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ur momma poors ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh..........
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Old 09-22-04, 11:57 PM   #5
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Ya momma says she's wearin' capris 'cuz she can only afford 3/4 a pair of pants...
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Old 09-23-04, 12:03 AM   #6
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hey this aint a mooma joke but lil flip said this joke,
one day g-unit tried to get on a bus and then lliyd said to buck, man we cain, buck said y, loyyd was like we aint got 50 cents
it was lame i know
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Old 09-23-04, 09:12 PM   #7
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ur moms like a short bus she even picks up the retarted kids.............rofl
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Old 09-23-04, 09:18 PM   #8
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ya mamas so ugly she put pretty on her christmas list.............
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Old 09-23-04, 09:38 PM   #9
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^Ya momma's the reason they made the double-wide...
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Old 09-23-04, 09:46 PM   #10
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/\/\ ya mamas like a clock she has 3 hands inside her at all times.............
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Old 09-23-04, 09:50 PM   #11
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ya momma so fat her nickname iz DAMN!!!
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Old 09-23-04, 09:54 PM   #12
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^Ya momma like a shotgun...one cock and she's ready to blow!
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Old 09-23-04, 09:55 PM   #13
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ur gay that old shit..............new ones.

but if ya wanna go old skool

ur moms like a hardward store 5 cents a nail 10 cents a screw.........
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Old 09-23-04, 10:03 PM   #14
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I'm gay? Shut up wit'cha big ol' "My earrings are bigger than the ones on my girl" face (sig). Lol I'm playin', MK holla!
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Old 09-23-04, 10:13 PM   #15
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^ Yo mamma teeth so yellow...her tongue need sunglasses.
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