Who the *uck is this calling me at six
It's my bro in prizon he was threw up in the mix
he grew up with some pricks that got him into shit
now he's doin time in federal state 4 turnin tricks
I just got sum mail from him to pay his bail
I migh just pay it cuz i love his female
But here on Carey street i'm trying to make ends meat
I'm on the verge of serving up a treat
with my dope rhymes i'm really in my prime
Blaze me up a joint i'm too lazy
The point is that your pointers can + will never phaze me
I guess thats just the way my momma raised me
you can hit me but you can't abraise me
People agree i'm intelligent like Jay-Z
check it cuz i am now A-T
the place where your M-O-M first met me, where fodled her breasts oh so delicately
have you told her how much I love her titt-ies lately
yo mom strikes a vein in my heart which makes me start
to take deep breathes, thats only during sex
your life's at stake now it's time to place your bet
throwing down on me was your best bet yet
say hi to your daughter; I'll slaughter the greatest
On this microphone people are prone to hate the shit that you spit cuz it aint legit & it's more than obvious that your faking it! thats a joke & a half you think you're making it, you'll wind up in jail bent over taking it

This buds 4 you, i'm talking mary jane
If you don't smoke it that really is ok
you'll probly just choke off of it anyway
just like me when I'm coughing everyday
O-K you claim you like my stuff
O-K you say you like it rough
when i'm with your girl I just can't get enough
I don't bluff, I throw slugs
I deal drugs & sell sex to thugs
drink until i'm buzzed then pass out
Gee from here Joe momma's ass is gettin fat now
won't stop me from lubing up to lay the smack down
spread her legs to let the homies get their snack on

thats twisted my minds shifted i'm mentally gifted
spirits lifted, who did that? the elementary kid did
By age 5 he had already tried 9 tabs of acid
Chicks use to dig him cuz his cock was so massive
now he's 6 & his dick is desperately flacid
For all you rappers lookin 4 advice
there is a price to pay to make it to the top
your shit's on lay away so there will be a slight delay
& if you dont dig my shit you're more than slightly gay
rays from the sun make you raise your eyebrow
thats it thats all, it's thirty 4 now