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10-19-04, 01:14 AM
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tell a joke
IP: 1EDC 673C
aight just wat it says man
"ok me and my girl like to talk when we have sex, so last night when we was diong it she called me from mcdonalds" aigfht there was this guy in hell and the devil walked by him like " are you hot" so the guy was like"no man im from cincinnati" so the devil sayd ill be back, he tuns up the heat to 120 degrees ,the devil comes back and says "are you hot yet?" the guy replies and says "no im from cincinnati man" so the devil turns it up one more time and the guy replies ith the same anwser to the question, so the devil goes and turns the fire pits off and hell freezes over, the devil comes back and sees the guy jumping p and down, happy as fuck, the devil runs up and asks "wat ,wat wrong" the guy replies," hell froze, the bengals must have won the superbowl" aight last one" T.i. is king of the south" lmao 
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10-19-04, 01:20 AM
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IP: 1EDC 673C
oh yeah
"i found out my girl had crabs so i went and bought her fish net stalkings" and " T.i. is king of the south" lmao
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10-19-04, 01:25 AM
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Bangs like bikini attol
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IP: 06B8 DBF2
Nope sorry. I didnt really laugh at any of those jokes.
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10-19-04, 01:27 AM
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IP: 9702 17FA
Ok... So three guys were walking through a field... All the sudden they come up upon this indian tribe... They cheifs tell them they will let them go if they can complete a task... They half to run through a field of naked ladies without getting a boner, if they can do that, they go free... If not, they have to cut off their dicks according to what their dads jobs were... So the first person ran, and he got about half way and popped a boner... His dad was a lumberjack so they cut his dick off with an axe... The second guy got about three quarters of the way their and popped a boner... His dad was a carpenter so that sawed his off... They last guy was within one step before he popped a boner... When the cheif asked him what his fathers profession was, he laughed... The cheif asked what was so funny and he said, "My father was a candy maker, your gonna have to suck mine off...
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10-19-04, 01:32 AM
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IP: 1EDC 673C
^^^hahaha thats nasty
shit some jokes dont have to be funny nostro man, just tell one
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10-19-04, 01:46 AM
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IP: ABE5 5A5C
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=155879
READ THE WHOLE THING oreo, if you want a fuckin rematch ill be happy to ko you. you beat my LITERALLY 2 minute keystyle, and only won by dr's...GAY! set t up if you aint scared but drop tomorrow or later tonight cuz its HW time now. 
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10-19-04, 01:53 AM
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Bangs like bikini attol
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IP: 06B8 DBF2
Lmfao.. anxieties was funny..
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10-19-04, 01:56 AM
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IP: 4ED6 D0C7
why did disney name tinker bell...tinker bell?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . becuz they were tired of saying..."Come Spot!!!Cum Spot!!!!" |
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10-19-04, 02:36 AM
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Whys That?
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IP: 5285 DC82
three guy's are deserted on a island.
they have been there for 10 year's struggling to survive.when all of a sudden a magical fuck appeard and said you each get granted 1 wish... They were all jumping fo joy. the first guy wish's to be back home with his family in new york. *click of his finger's* the guy's gone from the island back in new york. the magical fuck ask's the next guy what his wish is. He ask's to be back in london with his family. *click of his finger's* the guy's gone, back to london. The magical fuck look's at the 3rd guy. The guy glance's up looking rather upset.. the magical fuck ask's what is wrong.. the 3rd guy sez.."I want my mate's back".. |
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10-19-04, 04:32 AM
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I have a lot to learn...
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IP: 48EA 7C3F
Ive got a dope one but im too lazy to type it cos its so long..
sux 4 u 
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10-19-04, 04:42 AM
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I Smacc Booty Emcee's
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IP: F127 D910
i think its more funny to be accidental then to do it on purpose..unless yuour a comedian..now heres a joke.......ghetto niggaz dont laugh you do it too
IM Mcdonalds BEST CUSTOMER...i bought 1 CUP..and been goin back there to get refills for 3 years now.....AND THAZ GODZ TRUTH...so when i aint got naythin to drink up in here i grab my cup and run over to mcdonalds... WAZ GOOD
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10-19-04, 05:01 AM
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~Break Bred or Play Dead~
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IP: D135 D6AF
Boooooooo this thread
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10-19-04, 05:03 AM
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I Smacc Booty Emcee's
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IP: F127 D910
dayum imagine us on stage...we'd be dead from all the beer botttles thrown at us for our wacknesss
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10-19-04, 09:25 AM
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Middle Weight
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IP: ED9F 61C9
Q: how do you keep a baby from falling in a manhole?
A: stick a javelin through its head. Q: how do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? A: with a blender. Q: how do you get the babies out of the bowl? A: with a bag of tortilla chips.
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10-19-04, 09:49 AM
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IP: 9702 17FA
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?
I dont have a mercedes in my garage... Hahahahaha!!!!! |
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