A thread to share moments in your life, where you were like.. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

... One of mine:
I was playin GTA, cruisin on a bicycle.. and decided to bunny hop onto a car, so i got onto the bonet and the windshield fucked me up, i flew off the bike, cos of the angle of the bonet the bike flew upwards... I turn back to find the bike, look into the air and there it is still flyin up... it never came down...

I was like WHAT THE FUCK!

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its a fuckn game...and wut the point of this...a "WTF" moment in my life was when i looked at ur sig...whick one is u?!? the one on the knees?

lmao... what a faggot... take the stick outta ya ass... its a forum bro..
"OH MY GOD NOBODY EVER MAKE THREADS BECAUSE RED BEAM DOESNT LIKE IT!"

do what everyone else does, dont post in it if you dont like it...

and my sig is labelled

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word...in GTA lots of times theyll stay in the air floating if u hit someone

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aiight i got one for this....
i was talkin to my mum last week about my school exams and she started getting into how her and my father have sex everynight and what positions they do it in and im like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU TELL ME THAT FOR"... it was so wrong...lol

I hjad that moment,

I saw one of those bullshit videos disturbing my music in J DOT's sig.

GTA is dope tho, and dont you say different OMB, or I'll have to go pirate on yo bitch ass

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man I never said it was bad... but some of the shit that happens gets me laughin... word to killing people with a purple dildo... WTF!

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That purple dildo shit makes me laugh, I have to take some gimp chick on dates now!!

I'm fucked if i know where to take her, for some reason, broads dont like the GTA equivalant of Burger King on a first date.

Wonder Why???

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Man! take her to a resteraunt!!

word.. pretty random shit happens... once a plane crashed near me when i was jumpin off mt chiliad

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i know, i be having that moment too...i be forgettn that shit in my sig...lol...but fuck yall...introduce u non-listening bitches to the
'KING OF RAP". jay-z himself...and OMB, stop gettn butt hurt. i was bullshittn, i didnt have nuthin to say. but i found it funny...lmao..BITCHES.
BUT when i find out a "wtf" moment...i'll be sure to post in here again...holla bac

lmao I went to the bar and she said shes in love

Im taking over mad terrortories

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i wuz walkin down tha street in Los Santos and i herd a guy screamin, so i looked up and sum guy came fallin down and died, i think he fell off tha top of a buildin i wuz by, but i wuz like "WUT THA FUCK?!?!?!?!?!" it wuz dope, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

Not talkin bout that chick Chase, and I'd forget about the terrotories if i was you, you'll find out why soon.

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i wuz playin GTA 3 and my dude flew in water, he never did die, i wonder if hes still goin...

Man word... they dont even count towards 100%!!

FUCK the quarry...

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