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blah, I thought I'd try this shit. and it turned out interesting. lol and Distilled agreed that I should post it so blah!!!


Mo2v8ed4life: bitch hoe
SmarterChild: Hi Mo2v8ed4life, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Mo2v8ed4life: skip
SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Mo2v8ed4life: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and world facts
3 Have fun with word scrambles, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like planner, spell-check and conversions
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
Mo2v8ed4life: sex
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
Mo2v8ed4life: i don't kno, we all love you
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Mo2v8ed4life: we want to have sex wit you
SmarterChild: Are you sure we want to have sex wit me?
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga tyou make no fuckin' sense
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
Mo2v8ed4life: listen to yo mom, bitch
SmarterChild: Ouch.
Mo2v8ed4life: yea, my fist to yo face nigga
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
Mo2v8ed4life: good, now go fuck a donkey bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.

>>> Take a cool survey, win prizes!
Mo2v8ed4life: fuck no, fuck yo survey
SmarterChild: Mo2v8ed4life. I'm shocked. Truly shocked.
Mo2v8ed4life: what, you jus only now saw yo mirror?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
Mo2v8ed4life: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, please
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
Mo2v8ed4life: well, are you African-American bitch?
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, I asked you a question
SmarterChild: ?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch answer the question
SmarterChild: Bitch answer the question? Is that right?
Mo2v8ed4life: WTF hoe?
SmarterChild: wtf?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch stop copyin' me!!!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
Mo2v8ed4life: jacking off to monkey porn
SmarterChild: That's a bit vulgar.
Mo2v8ed4life: not for you
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, that ain't my name
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Mo2v8ed4life: dope nigga
SmarterChild: Very well.
Mo2v8ed4life: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You're Mo2v8ed4life.
Mo2v8ed4life: nooooo
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Mo2v8ed4life: Dope nigga
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Mo2v8ed4life: what's my name now?
SmarterChild: You are Mo2v8ed4life.
Mo2v8ed4life: you are so dumb bitch
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
Mo2v8ed4life: yea, you def ain't nobody
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

ain't:

Nonstandard 1. Contraction of am not. 2. Used also as a contraction for are not, is not, has not, and have not.
Usage Note
Ain't has a long history of controversy. It first appeared in 1778, evolving from an earlier an't, which arose almost a century earlier as a contraction of are not and am not. In fact, ain't arose at the tail end of an era that saw the introduction of a number of our most common contractions, including don't and won't. But while don't and won't eventually became accepted at all levels of speech and writing, ain't was to receive a barrage of criticism in the 19th century for having no set sequence of words from which it can be contracted and for being a "vulgarism," that is, a term used by the lower classes, although an't at least had been originally used by the upper classes as well. At the same time ain't's uses were multiplying to include has not, have not, and is not, by influence of forms like ha'n't and i'n't. It may be that these extended uses helped fuel the negative reaction. Whatever the case, criticism of ain't by usage commentators and teachers has not subsided, and the use of ain't is often regarded as a sign of ignorance.·But despite all the attempts to ban it, ain't continues to enjoy extensive use in speech. Even educated and upper-class speakers see no substitute in folksy expressions such as Say it ain't so and You ain't seen nothin' yet.·The stigmatization of ain't leaves us with no happy alternative for use in first-person questions. The widely used aren't I? though illogical, was found acceptable for use in speech by a majority of the Usage Panel in an earlier survey, but in writing there is no acceptable substitute for the stilted am I not?

Mo2v8ed4life: FUCK YO SURVERYS
SmarterChild: I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok, mister, what language would you prefer me to use to your face, sir?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Mo2v8ed4life: this language: FUCK YOU HOE!!!
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, I'll do whatever the fuck I want
SmarterChild: That's entirely unnecessary.
Mo2v8ed4life: nah, you talkin' to me is
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Mo2v8ed4life: THEN SHUT UP
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok?
Mo2v8ed4life: LOL be evil then
Mo2v8ed4life: where you at?
Mo2v8ed4life: hoe where are you?
SmarterChild: Very well, I'm back.
Mo2v8ed4life: where did you go, hoe?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know where I did go hoe.
Mo2v8ed4life: oh, shit, you jus dissed me. You gonna get it now nigga
SmarterChild: That's a fairly serious insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: not as bad as yo rhymes, nigga
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Mo2v8ed4life: do you rap, hoe?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I rap hoe.
Mo2v8ed4life: BITCH DONT INSULT ME!!!
SmarterChild: Bitch don't insult you? Why?
Mo2v8ed4life: WHY? ARE YOU FUCKIN DUMB?!?
SmarterChild: I understand that's a very unkind insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: yes, from you
SmarterChild: As you wish.
Mo2v8ed4life: now apologize, and get down on yo knees and suck my dick
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Mo2v8ed4life: are you gay?
SmarterChild: Who cares?
Mo2v8ed4life: Tha Q
SmarterChild: Tha q. Funny.
Mo2v8ed4life: are you gay?
SmarterChild: That's not important.
Mo2v8ed4life: Are you homosexual?
SmarterChild: You've asked me that a few times already.
Mo2v8ed4life: so yes or no?
SmarterChild: Tough to say. I don't know.
Mo2v8ed4life: do you like dick?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Mo2v8ed4life: do you like to suck?
SmarterChild: Yes, I think I like sucking. Do you?
Mo2v8ed4life: no, I ain't gay bitch
SmarterChild: Huh. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like sucking.

>>> What you think matters. Click here to take a cool survey.
Mo2v8ed4life: well, I'm proud of it
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, don't insult me, hoe
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by nigga don't insult you hoe.
Mo2v8ed4life: apologize RIGHT NOW!!!
SmarterChild: Why?
Mo2v8ed4life: CUZ I SAID SO!!!
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Mo2v8ed4life: DO IT!!!
SmarterChild: Do what?
Mo2v8ed4life: APOLOGIZE!!!
SmarterChild: What for?
Mo2v8ed4life: for dissing me
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok, bitch, well I ain't got time for you
Mo2v8ed4life: pc
SmarterChild: Bitch well me ain't got time for me? Whatever...

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

PC
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ PC 0.00 0.0 0% -
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch, I ain't ask for no motherfuckinb' stock shit
SmarterChild: I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok, now go to hell
SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined.
Mo2v8ed4life: nah layins? weerd...
SmarterChild: No indeed.
Mo2v8ed4life: nah layins? weerd...
SmarterChild: No?
Mo2v8ed4life: tu eres?
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) TU 25.81 +0.26 +1.02% 106700
2 :-) ERES 13.68 +0.58 +4.43% 1325192

Mo2v8ed4life: bitch, please, you must have a mental disease
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Mo2v8ed4life: now assume the position, and get back down on yo knees
SmarterChild: What?
Mo2v8ed4life: c'mon
SmarterChild: What do you mean, come on?
Mo2v8ed4life: i'm rappin', nigga
SmarterChild: Rapping? I see.
Mo2v8ed4life: you like rap?
SmarterChild: Yes, I suppose. Do you like it?
Mo2v8ed4life: Of course nigga!!!
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like hip hop too.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
Mo2v8ed4life: who's yo favorite!!!
SmarterChild: How should I know?
Mo2v8ed4life: cuz it's YOUR favorite
SmarterChild: It's my favorite? Hmm... whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Mo2v8ed4life: Lloyd Banks, nigga
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Mo2v8ed4life: You kno him?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Mo2v8ed4life: Do you kno Lloyd Banks?
SmarterChild: You know, I'm not quite sure I know Lloyd banks.
Mo2v8ed4life: NIGGA WHAT?!?!
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Mo2v8ed4life: haha I'm mad gangsta
SmarterChild: What are you laughing at, Mo2v8ed4life?
Mo2v8ed4life: yo ugly mug nigga
SmarterChild: Mug? Ugly mug?
Mo2v8ed4life: yes, your face
SmarterChild: My face, huh? All mine?
Mo2v8ed4life: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Mo2v8ed4life: so you ugly?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Don't know what to tell you...

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
Mo2v8ed4life: tell me the answer
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
Mo2v8ed4life: the answer
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Mo2v8ed4life: you blind latino
SmarterChild: I blind latino? Me? You think?
Mo2v8ed4life: si, su ve ple
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) SI 79.21 +0.77 +0.98% 386900
2 :-) SU 33.53 +0.43 +1.30% 651800
3 :-( VE 31.63 -0.14 -0.44% 4200
4 :-( PLE 14.40 -0.10 -0.69% 6500

Mo2v8ed4life:
SmarterChild: Yes, it's a happy day.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
Mo2v8ed4life:
SmarterChild: I hate to see you sad.
Mo2v8ed4life: ^fuckin' queer
SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar.
Mo2v8ed4life: like yo mom in bed
SmarterChild: Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life...

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
Mo2v8ed4life: you love yo mom?
SmarterChild: Yes, sure.
Mo2v8ed4life: you hate your mom?
SmarterChild: No. I really like my mom.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Mo2v8ed4life: you love your mom?
SmarterChild: Absolutely. I really like my mom.

Anyway, since we're talking about my mom... What else do you have to say about it?
Mo2v8ed4life: she has big boobs
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Mo2v8ed4life: she also has a big tatoo wit my name on it on her...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: shut
SmarterChild: What? You want me to shut?
Mo2v8ed4life: the
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

TODCO
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 17.48 +0.28 +1.63% 429600
Mo2v8ed4life: fuck
SmarterChild: I don't see any reason to use language like that.
Mo2v8ed4life: up
SmarterChild: What is going on?
Mo2v8ed4life: you're sex
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm sex.
Mo2v8ed4life: no you are not
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Mo2v8ed4life: what ever
SmarterChild: Yes?
Mo2v8ed4life: you're not clever
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm not clever?
Mo2v8ed4life: yup
SmarterChild: Huh.
Mo2v8ed4life: spanish
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish...

Actually I do know how to translate between English and Spanish. Would you like to do that?
Mo2v8ed4life: yea
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to Spanish?
Mo2v8ed4life: Will you fuck me?
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish, your text becomes:

"Voluntad usted me coge."
Mo2v8ed4life: ok bitch
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
Mo2v8ed4life: cuz I want to
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Mo2v8ed4life: now leave
SmarterChild: K.
Mo2v8ed4life: pc nigga
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

PC
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ PC 0.00 0.0 0% -
Mo2v8ed4life: i'm gone later
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Mo2v8ed4life: bye nigga
SmarterChild: OK.
Mo2v8ed4life: say bye
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
Mo2v8ed4life: why you don't like me?
SmarterChild: Great question. But I'm not sure.
Mo2v8ed4life: good bye
SmarterChild: Alright.
Mo2v8ed4life: good bye
SmarterChild: Yes, yes.
Mo2v8ed4life: dumb ass
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
SmarterChild: peace nigga

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wow i read all that, who is this smarter dude? he aint to smart

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SIGNED RAPPER YOU LOOKIN AT

i don't kno. but he a hoe. I got him to say peace nigga. so apparently he black. nah layins? weerd...

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Shit you have a lot of time on your hands spul, goin to that length.............funniest bit

SmarterChild<!-- (8:05:17 PM)-->: Absolutely. I really like my mom.

Anyway, since we're talking about my mom... What else do you have to say about it?
Mo2v8ed4life<!-- (8:05:25 PM)-->: she has big boobs
SmarterChild<!-- (8:05:25 PM)-->: C'mon, let's talk about something else.

and

Mo2v8ed4life<!-- (7:59:39 PM)-->: do you like to suck?
SmarterChild<!-- (7:59:39 PM)-->: Yes, I think I like sucking. Do you?
Mo2v8ed4life<!-- (7:59:59 PM)-->: no, I ain't gay bitch
SmarterChild<!-- (8:00:01 PM)-->: Huh. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like sucking.

LMAO.

AIM bots are hella gay

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lmao, it was as good as socrates, damn I gotta get aim and diss those bot fuckers

lol yea, that "sucking" part was fuckin' funny. stupid Gay Smarterchild.

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I'm tempted to try this, but I won't.

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lol... i had some experience with him to.. ROFL.....

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Guess who?...

...Paramik Fuckin'...

...Owns You!

how the fuck do I get aim pm me a link someone

were they gay? cuz that nigka seems really gay.

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lol, that's fucking funny, SPuL tell me how tyo get aim so I can get him to admit he's gay

smarterchild pisses me off..............damn robot

I'll even get him to admit that his programer was tha q oh damn that would be classic

www.aim.com

and for the battle, man, don't ask me again. I will let you kno when I'm ready. nah layins? weerd...

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