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Santa Claus...What Happened?
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MaMaPandEH: hi!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started. So, have you been naughty or nice? MaMaPandEH: naughty SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. Here's a free Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon to get you in the holiday spirit. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you. MaMaPandEH: no I had sex underage:-( SantaClaus: :-X MaMaPandEH: is that a good thing? SantaClaus: Splendid. MaMaPandEH: okay SantaClaus: Kewl. MaMaPandEH: are you a virgin? SantaClaus: Do you think so? MaMaPandEH: yeah SantaClaus: Mm hm. MaMaPandEH: look at you dude. your so fat that your sperms outgrowing your body SantaClaus: Why did you say that? MaMaPandEH: because I'm typing the truth SantaClaus: I see. Well that is a problem. MaMaPandEH: how? SantaClaus: Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice. MaMaPandEH: does that mean you have a dick on your head? SantaClaus: That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year. MaMaPandEH: are you lying? SantaClaus: Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf. MaMaPandEH: are those them little midgets. with ears that point? SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? MaMaPandEH: sure. SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season? MaMaPandEH: yes. SantaClaus: Excellent! That makes me so happy! Just wanted to be sure you were on it! Type menu now to get back to the fun and games. MaMaPandEH: no SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. MaMaPandEH: hoe hoe hoe...merry christmas beotch! SantaClaus: Merry Christmas! MaMaPandEH: coolness SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! MaMaPandEH: what foo!??!?! I ain't no muh'fuckin' hoe!!!!! SantaClaus: It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'. MaMaPandEH: i never said why foo SantaClaus: Why did you ask that? MaMaPandEH: i didn't ask you a question retard, it was an answer SantaClaus: Shoot. MaMaPandEH: you in the face SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. MaMaPandEH: music hoe SantaClaus: If you want to get in the holiday spirit, nothing does the trick like Christmas music: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape MaMaPandEH: fuck you SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. MaMaPandEH: I have a friend named Cole! SantaClaus: Without a doubt? MaMaPandEH: yes SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere. MaMaPandEH: are you a homosexual? SantaClaus: Maybe. MaMaPandEH: Well I should hook-up you up with Tha Q just go to www.rapverse.com and enjoy! SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. MaMaPandEH: that's okay SantaClaus: Good. MaMaPandEH: why is it good? SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I really don't know. MaMaPandEH: Are you an idiot? SantaClaus: I'm just trying to help you get into the Christmas spirit, and trying to learn. MaMaPandEH: Learn what? SantaClaus: Trying to learn what you want to chat with me about. MaMaPandEH: are you in love with Mrs. Claus? SantaClaus: Excellent. MaMaPandEH: do you cheat on your wife? SantaClaus: Well what do you think? MaMaPandEH: yes SantaClaus: Indeed MaMaPandEH: OMFG your not good you hobo! SantaClaus: Excellent!
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