TOP 30 PUNCHLINES

THESE WERE PROBABLY BEST ONES I COULD FIND OUT OF EVERYONES VERSE,I COULD OF MISSED SOME SORRY



30.and ima wear you sleet skin like a fucking mink coat,
-SHELZZ



29.Dis cat couldn't breaze through tracks if he road a roller coaster//-HISTRY WRECKER




28.Now ya chests throbbin and u find it hard to digest oxygen//
i infected your esophagus and i injected ya vocal box again//
-TRAVEZTY



27.i got ya 'drowning under pressure' in this battle like i had you bench-pressin under water/-DARIEL SHARIEM




26.simply said, handless judges ain't the only reason why Metheus ain't gettin a 'thumbs up' for a vote/
ya couldn't spit a 'fresh' rhyme, even if before you spit on the mic, you was swishin round Scope/-DARIEL SHARIEM




25.thirdly follow the "birdie"...
and ya "flat chick" "flashed" me... only thing from u that hurts me
forth like u "sniffin glue" i got u "horse"
got u "gallopin away" cause youre a "stud" wit no "intercourse"
-D.O.T.




24.nigga claims hard but his gay ass likes dirty dicks
dirty boy 69 probably got that name from giving your gay partner thirty licks-TRAC D




23.Make a buisness, I Assure you...you'll get no 'Endorsement'...
Me winning this Combat is a 'No Brainer' like the 'Headless Horseman'...-DIREKT THREAT



22.wit your identity on the loose, im bout to claim your life
ima leave you wit an L, like the last letter of the anti christ
-PROphet




21.defeated merely, another wack newbie researching all my identitiez*|
-keyin?, ur momz must have been around since therez no obscenitiez*|-HEATED FIERY




20.and watch me rip u for ur pride, like goku did to vegeta..
picture bullets as liquid..i splash ur ass with a 2-liter..-E-DUB




19.call me the devil because i
got Wicked Game, i put water
on lava thus rocking Liquid
Flame/-BLACK FLAME




18.I know you heard of me, beat you till you burgony if you try to finish me/
Fatal Actions the main reason this faggot tried to change his identity/-FATAL ACTIONS




17.TRIKSTA you a stale phillie to my crystal/ runnin your mouth quicker then caffine mixed with mysti-Kal/-KILL@M1C





16.u.e. thinkin he gonna get votez from all of his AIM buddies, fuck that*|
-this kid a dick rider, give phynam the style he stole from KRUPP back*|-HEATED FIERY




15.commin in dis battle with no heater..already proved i
beat'cha..but u just cant get enuff of dem long hard bars
like OZ in-mate "Bleecher"/-E-DUB




14.De"Nihil, with my style, I "de"file and "de" vour/
The only bars you're dropping are bars of soap in the shower/
-DENIHIL




13.Battlin sIn..Think Ya Got A Problem..??
Like Anal Sex With Statues, Fatal regularly Hits Rock Bottom..// -ASASIN




12.got you still finding traces of my kids dead in your daughter-LIQUID FLAME




11.thanks for the wack verse; now there's no need for a back-search...you shoulda battled your own mirror to see who can rap worse.../ -ECK-LIPSE




10.i like your jokes
kid you think you a comic?
i'll make you show your guts
by ripping open you stomach/
-BLACK FLAME




9.This Best Key Has U Changin Faces Faster Then Halle Berry Advertisin Pepsi- LADY MAYHEIM





8.And it’s a fact that Black recycles more than ecology majors-LIQUID FLAME





7.with ease I'll
top ya crew, couldn't eat chicken
but he know to eat a cockatoo/-BLACK FLAME




6.This Bitch Iz A KiD - I'm Hittin You Quick-You Get 'HiT BY FLO'S' Like You 'TOOK A PiSS iN THE WiND' -UNFUCKWITHABLE





5.I know blondes are stupid, so Dariel is dumb as bleach,
smartest thing to come out of his mouth are wisdom teeth,
-METHEUS




4.Dead froze, thought you'd win, Sorry Dariel,ya plan's flew to hell,
I'm extendin my index finger and thumb, Let me hand you the L,-METHEUS




3.My Verse ? You Should-Like ~ Do a Better Verse-You COULD-RIGHT?-This Will 'EMBARASS YOU' Worse Than A 'CHILDS HEAVY BLADDER' Without 'GOOD NIGHTS'!! ..-UNFUCKWITHABLE




2.Your style guy?Nothing,fronting,when im around ya don’t test the god man,
this kids known to grip chrome and put a pound to ya chest like tarzan,-METHEUS




1.Your nose broken,close wounds, watch the blows open,
& keep ya alive long enough to re-enact ya death in slow motion,-METHEUS

damn repitwa .. if u gonna treat metheus like
that .. next time just post hiz whole damn verse

all i have to say, come like that and that will happen to you too

i think unfuckwithable should have got fisrt wit


6.This Bitch Iz A KiD - I'm Hittin You Quick-You Get 'HiT BY FLO'S' Like You 'TOOK A PiSS iN THE WiND' -UNFUCKWITHABLE


dats jokes

no he shouldn't have .. that punch shouldn't be number 6 ..
it don't make sense .. no wordplay .. flo's/piss in wind???

u must be retarded anywayz ..

i think my 2'n'1 like double disk cd line should have been in there ..
1

no actually i'm the valedictorian
of my class .. u must be retarded

ok


i could slaughter your menstrual flow with a verse full of periods:/..... ...... ....... ... . .... ......... ........./ .... ....... .......... ......... .. ....../ thought i was kidding?? my last 2 empty bars beat your whole spit...


now that punch was like my hottest punch...shoulda been number 1, and rep man, meth didn't come that hard in my opinion, he is ill, but meh, shouldn't have had all those punches...dickryding man

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lol

so what the fuck!........ yo im confuse i dont see this shit.......
it looks to me like rep. loves metheus or he is him
but yo who knows maybe im fuck up in the head.....
but this battle dont seem right to me...
so check out week 6 metheus vs dariel sharium

but yo i could be wrong so peace

he picked who he picked but i still think my cockatoo line was actually the most effective thrown out of all the punches

maybe but those punches are nice,so i put them in there..and they were better than any other shit ya had.so come like that and you will be up there.

umm first of all i dont love him,lol stupid shit,anyways im not him,he emails me his verse cause hes only on mondays and saturdays to do it.and i told him yeah cool,now i dont know what you mean look at week 6,dariel came ok but was boring as shit, and maybe if you had some type of skill you would be up inthe punches too,but your not that good,well your not good so keep assuming shit fuck

methus=epi?......that has to be epi........kid is ill