Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?

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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."


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A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

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DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

omg it smells like vagina

also try this

omg the first link is a must see...

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DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

lmao ahahahahahahahaha there sum good ones

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try the video thats fuckin classic

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DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

booooooo....those were gay...lol.....but coo.....

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wut video holla bakk................

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this is well lmao the link in my second post and this link,,,

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DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

that sum of which is four....LOL funny ass shit

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thanx for tha link fam imma chekk it

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DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

yo he hits her,LOL funny ass shit...LOL

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yeye thats hilarious hahaha funny shit

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try the others ...

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DaTruth29 [~*Lady Fiya*~] shake-spear Trooper Nova

LMAO that one was funny lmao!