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Old 04-11-05, 06:32 PM   #1
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Anyone know about Afroman?

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has anyone heard of afroman besides me?
His lyrics are sick..Crazy Rap, and a bunch another songs, heres colt 45, or crazy rap

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jane
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
(hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy whore
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off
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Old 04-11-05, 06:51 PM   #2
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you are a fuckin dumbass.
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 04-11-05, 06:52 PM   #3
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and why would that be?
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Old 04-11-05, 06:53 PM   #4
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afro man is shitty..................................
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Old 04-11-05, 07:03 PM   #5
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afro mans dope shit...nigga is real..thats all that matters..and he probably got rejected from his label..he was funny and real..but he wasnt lyrically talented
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Old 04-11-05, 07:14 PM   #6
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You're a dumbass for makin this thread.
when there is a hip hop lounge for this.,
and, because no one could be fucked to read this.
drop a link to his song, not some fuckin text bullshit.
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 04-11-05, 07:27 PM   #7
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Afroman is trash. Now if I was to post a Jay-Z thread with his lyrics in here, people would get mad. Afroman tried to do a 50 cent. He tried to diss hella people in the industry just to get exposure, but I guess it didnt work. 85% of RV is shitting on Afroman.
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Old 04-11-05, 07:30 PM   #8
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That "'Cuz I Got High" song became retarded about 12.5 seconds into it.
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Old 04-11-05, 07:35 PM   #9
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You're a dumbass for makin this thread.
when there is a hip hop lounge for this.,
and, because no one could be fucked to read this.
drop a link to his song, not some fuckin text bullshit.


well sorry mr. perfect, ask nos to move it then,

and second, if you can find a link to his song, how about you post it because i coudlnt find one
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Old 04-11-05, 07:41 PM   #10
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well...i'm quite sure that probably everyone i know has heard of him and thought he was overall a piece of shit....the only time u ever enjoy any of his music is when u are stoned out of your mind
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Old 04-11-05, 09:12 PM   #11
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hes funny but being serious bout rap he sucks the rap games cock
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Old 04-11-05, 10:43 PM   #12
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Afroman is fucking hilarious... in a few songs.

Because I got High... Crazy Rap...

But it's old Now.
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 04-11-05, 10:47 PM   #13
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i was going to write a poem, but then i got high
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You were going to write one that wasn't good... but then you got hi-i-igh
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