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04-11-05, 06:32 PM | #1 | |||||
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Anyone know about Afroman?
IP: 8E70 C31B
has anyone heard of afroman besides me?
His lyrics are sick..Crazy Rap, and a bunch another songs, heres colt 45, or crazy rap Wait a minute man Hey check this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market) Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha You like that shit man Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man Hey I'll tell you what We'll all have a good time We'll pull on the drug And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy [CHORUS] said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale skatin' on jaggy rims so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will well it was just sundown in small white town they call it east side palmdale (well) when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jane I let her ride in my caddy because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro then I fucked to the left (left) fucked to the right (right) she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white thought to myself sheeba-sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet and so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four Oh, he beat me to the left he beat me to the right the mother fucker whooped my ass all night but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy I ever had got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time [CHORUS] I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan never made love with an african I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee" lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) (hey wait a minute man, check this out man) and sell tapes from here to hong kong I met dolly parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with hennesee that country music really drove me crazy but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy met this lady in oklahoma put that pussy in a coma met this lady in michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again met a real black girl down in south carolina fucked her until she turned to a white albina fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her fucked this girl down in Georgia came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya met this beautiful sexy whore she just ran across the border of mexico fine young thing said her name's maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit) and sell tapes from here to hong kong have you ever went over a girls house to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet plus you in the wrong neighborhood so you try to play it off and eat the pussy but it take her so long to cum then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he asks you where you from so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain you start talkin' real fast but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife so he start beatin' on you ass now your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody your dick was hard but now its soft you thought you had a girl to rock your world now you still gotta go jack off |
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04-11-05, 06:51 PM | #2 | ||||||
Power Hungry
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you are a fuckin dumbass.
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04-11-05, 06:53 PM | #4 | |||
Get Stomped.
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afro man is shitty..................................
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04-11-05, 07:03 PM | #5 | ||||
I Smacc Booty Emcee's
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afro mans dope shit...nigga is real..thats all that matters..and he probably got rejected from his label..he was funny and real..but he wasnt lyrically talented
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04-11-05, 07:14 PM | #6 | ||||||
Power Hungry
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You're a dumbass for makin this thread.
when there is a hip hop lounge for this., and, because no one could be fucked to read this. drop a link to his song, not some fuckin text bullshit.
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04-11-05, 07:27 PM | #7 | ||||
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Afroman is trash. Now if I was to post a Jay-Z thread with his lyrics in here, people would get mad. Afroman tried to do a 50 cent. He tried to diss hella people in the industry just to get exposure, but I guess it didnt work. 85% of RV is shitting on Afroman.
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04-11-05, 07:30 PM | #8 | ||||
In ya area.
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That "'Cuz I Got High" song became retarded about 12.5 seconds into it.
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04-11-05, 07:35 PM | #9 | ||||||
infestin these emcees
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well sorry mr. perfect, ask nos to move it then, and second, if you can find a link to his song, how about you post it because i coudlnt find one |
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04-11-05, 07:41 PM | #10 | ||||
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well...i'm quite sure that probably everyone i know has heard of him and thought he was overall a piece of shit....the only time u ever enjoy any of his music is when u are stoned out of your mind
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04-11-05, 09:12 PM | #11 | ||||||
"Click Clack"
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hes funny but being serious bout rap he sucks the rap games cock
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04-11-05, 10:43 PM | #12 | ||||||||
Geaux Fuck Yourself
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Afroman is fucking hilarious... in a few songs.
Because I got High... Crazy Rap... But it's old Now.
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04-11-05, 10:47 PM | #13 | |||||
A Reflection Of The Past
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i was going to write a poem, but then i got high
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04-11-05, 10:49 PM | #14 | ||||||||
Geaux Fuck Yourself
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You were going to write one that wasn't good... but then you got hi-i-igh
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04-11-05, 10:54 PM | #15 | |||||
A Reflection Of The Past
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^^^wanna be merked< then go get higgghhhh
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