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No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting
No Ass Grabbing

aight, these r 2 mafuckaz i know n i told em 2 come battle here, lmmfao, this should b good, rofl

WERD

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Check in by: 06-22-05 at 10:49 PM

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SmotMan has ACCEPTED this battle on 06-19-05 10:50 PM.

way cool will has ACCEPTED this battle on 06-19-05 11:10 PM.

My first attempt at a battle against my friend, werd.


This my first battle, and no I ain’t no KOOL COL-B, but li’l Will M. ain’t shit to me
I’ma throw it down quick, I’ma make his shit sick, slice off his balls and cut off his dick
So here the shit goes, please hold ya nose, ‘cause I’m gon’ raise quite the stink,
Make him so uncool you gon’ think that fool is a muthapukkin’ cockfag-dink
He’s the douche-born son of a coupla’ skanks, they were chuggin’ the beer and sniffin’ the crank
They made sweet incest love and when they were done, nine months later out popped William
This might leave a bruise, but he’s fit to lose, he ain’t got nothin’ on me, so let it be known, he’s about to be ovathrown, ‘cause I’m the shit like KOOL COL-B
Now don’t go thinkin’ that I’m being a dirty suck-up, ‘cause that position is held by mista William James McFuck-up
My name’s the Smot, and y’all know my crew, so when it comes to gankin’ there ain’t nothing we don’t do
We rob the rich and piss on the poor, and if you fuck with us we gon' knock on yo’ door
You’ll meet my gat and his friends too, and trust me when I say they gon’ go right through
I told you I’m the shit, I pinned his ass to the wall, but I’s dun with this bitch, I’m outties, ya’ll.

They call him anal alex cuz hes tha biggest fag ull ever meet
He likes gettin wacked off with fat chick’s feet.
Alex likes his men nice and strong,
So they can butt fuck like donkeykong.
His tiny dick makes them chicks laugh and stare
The only action he’ll ever get is playing with his pubic hair.
Alex likes cock, he’ll even suck it for free
If he had tha chance he’d prolly suck off KOOL COL-B.
Run if you hear him pass
Because in a second he’ll have your pants down and be fucking yo ass.
Smotman cant handle this bitch,
He can suck my balls and eat my shit. werd

They call him anal alex cuz hes tha biggest fag ull ever meet
He likes gettin wacked off with fat chick’s feet.
Alex likes his men nice and strong,
So they can butt fuck like donkeykong.
His tiny dick makes them chicks laugh and stare
The only action he’ll ever get is playing with his pubic hair.
Alex likes cock, he’ll even suck it for free
If he had tha chance he’d prolly suck off KOOL COL-B.
Run if you hear him pass
Because in a second he’ll have your pants down and be fucking yo ass.
Smotman cant handle this bitch,
He can suck my balls and eat my shit

Voted For: SmotMan

vote : Smotman ..
not really any wordplay in either.. punchlines were basically all gay jokes.. smotman had better ones i guess.. overall not bad for either of your first battles but i gotta go for smotman

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i gotta do this 2 c ppls votes n shit, .......werd

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Voted For: SmotMan

ummm wow.....very hot battle!!!!

smot- eh work on everything...work on some punches get better flow and....structure...

way cool will- wow......same thing work on everything but i think smot took this he just ahd a better verse

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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?
^^ at both of you

i vote for no one, leave feed for Smot but vomit on all of you......too lazy to vote but i wanna know who you are

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lol, i say next year we battle them wen they come 2 our skool werd

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Voted For: SmotMan

yo this is M.D.T / T-Spoon

i voted for alex cuz i want to see him battle Kool Col-b, but i liked Will's better.

soooooooo alex, hows them Herpes?
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Who is this? Adam?
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who? me

adams "fitzgerald" i'm Mac Daddy T, you know who i am