Freestyled in AIM...We took turns writing bars, so the flow might be off.

Drakel= Blue
Kein Witz= Red


He gets chicks, so big even his nose is a dick,
which part of Jabba ya want? There's plenty ta pick.
Just lay on Jabba, and make love on a water bed.
It's hard to miss him, 'cause he's got a lot of head.
You couldn't match his fire spitting with a laser pistol.
The guy's so rich, his fucking eyes are made of crystals!
The guy is so phat, he even intimidates Jesus.
The girls need a trampoline just to touch his penis
Jabba emmits so much heat, it's like he's eating baked beans,
his pants simply consist of sewing together five pairs of jeans.
He got a perm, shaped like a fucking strange elongated worm.
Don't expect to get dizzy, he got so many hoes it's never your turn.
He likes everyone, but he especially likes to taste those Turks.
His favorite food is "beef" when he gets him some of that "jerk".
All Jabba has to do is roll and he'll defeat Master Obi-Wan.
Never go to his bathroom... you'll choke to death at the john.
Don't fuck with Jabba, the man eats people just for fucking pleasure.
Now they don't use miles. They use Jabba for long-distance measures.
It's a mass genocide of species, and he even owns Shmii.
Jabba is the door to your future, and he even is also the key.
Jabba will quickly fertilize you with, and get his jell-on.
Jabba kills people by falling off things... I guess he's a fell-on.
Jab-ba is the king boxer, they even named a move after him.
When you're boxing jelly, how the fuck do you expect to win?
Jabba's like a nazi, he uses people's fucking skins for drapes,
Feng-shui adds to the massive home he alone makes.
Everybody throw your hands in the air if you're from the Tat-too-ine.
He's like "man, even Dr. Dre and that Fat Albert wanna rap with me."
Jabba is the "buzz" of the underground network, not even a hive of bees,
He always win's cuz, my main man is a bigger center of gravity.
He attracts all the hotties, Jabba the Hutt is really a chick magnet.
people run away quick from him....if you're limbless, just drag it.
Jabba's a fucking genius, even his toes are big enough to have brains.
He may have a lot of nerve... but my big man doesn't feel any sort of pain.





yo, check this out, he's bigger than you and slimes lots
everybody waves your arms for jabba, the big bad crime boss
can't outsmart jabba, not even with those jedi mind tricks
Because he'll stomp you with his stomach, just for kicks.
as big as a starfighter....and nobody else who has sank more ships
better respect the big man, or you'll be fallin to the rancor pit
such a blast, be rocking the club everynight at his palace
everybody goes theres, be seeing more stars than the city of dallas
some may have a problem, calling the big slug nothing but fat
just jealously though, cause evernight he has 6 girls dancing on his lap
this dude covers so much area, having a good time never fucking fails
cause if your a horny slut at his pad....you know where to get some tail
you never wanna cross jabba, thats just cheap and so low
cause even if you try, you'll stop cold, just ask han solo
jabbas the fucking man, always playing it cool, the best straight baller
but dont test him, he'll easily be quick to burn banthas and sandcrawlers
oh just imagine the shits he has, he must fill up the desert quick
cause he'd be pushing shit out that were a whole krayt dragon thick!
he'll choke you with a chain, or have his goons blast you to pieces
either way, he gets it done without causing that much fecies
dont piss him off, he owns tattooine, he'll make you a slave
but it doesn't matter, cause a piece of that slug....everyone craves
jabba's place always kicking, you know it isn't an odd place
kick back with a few twileks, and enjoy a good pod race
one sweep of his tail....you'll be knocked clean off the planet
talk shit....he'll kill you with the toilet, just so you can-it
best stuff is at jabba's, fuck food and all that other stuff
Cause pizza aint got nothing compared to this fucking hutt
casting a shadow over the planet, i reckon he the one
cause jabba is so big...they had to put in a second sun
jabbas the main scene of the universe, you know hes a threat to darth
cause he may not be the ultimate battle station.......but he sure is a death star
aight, been rapping bout jabba, pretty tired, surprized im awake still
but this was a kick ass free...so signing out is drakel