Ayo i just did some heartless funny ass shit.. LMAO!!!!

Im chattin 2 this 20yr old gal on msn...(im 18 btw) but neway so ye n she starts tellin me bout her "past" ( I am called East she is da other, we talkin bout loosin virginity)..

...East...says:
Nah I was 15, da gal was 16
Concrete Rose says:
seen, i was 16 my first time
..East...says:
swear dats da standard age for girls 2 b fuckin n loosin dere virginity lol jokes
Concrete Rose says:
lol u joker, well i did a lot of stuff before..like when i was 14 me n my m8 stacey used to fool around
at this point im expectin a leasbian adventure of some sort, so im noticeably intrigued
...East...says:
explain.....
Concrete Rose says:
well once we stayed round dis mans house wid him and his m8s, they were about 20 and we jus kissed and stuff wid them jus messin about
here ma mind is like dis aint a lesbian story...THIS GAL IS A HOOO
..East...says:
woooo hol hol up, scratch up Dj, rewind da tape, stop.......u spent a night, 2 14 yr old gals, wid 7 20 yr old random ting men....
Concrete Rose says:
yupppity yup
...East...says:
n all yall did was "kiss"?
Concrete Rose says:
yupppity yup
...East...says:
LMAO, gal please, i aint on crack....ur nasty on a level dats jus duttyness, wat did yall do like take it turns, did she have 4 and u have 3, theese breddaz were 20, they werent settlin 4 no kissing bullshit, fuck at 14 they wouldnt have settled 4 no kissing bullshit LMAO
Concrete Rose says:
no honestly, oh wateva u gon b at courts 2moro boi?
...East...says:
ye probably, were u gon be?....oh on the corner right, wid ur gal stacey LMAO
Concrete Rose says:
ur not funny idiot

i continue taunting her like this until i log off

about 30minutes ago:
Concrete Rose says:
Hey, wot u sayin boi:
i dont reply 4 5minutes
Concrete Rose says:

Concrete Rose has just sent you a Nudge!

...East...says:
ayo accept da audio invite..
Concrete Rose says:
ok

here is the mastery LMAO, it comes on she says hi, i dont say nothin and i press play and on comes Ludacris -You A Ho at full volume LMAO with me singing along LOL and changin you to her name LMAO.....

I was fuckin cryin wid laughter she jus signed out, this could be one of those thing =s were u have 2 b dere 2 find it funny, but goddamn it was hilarious...LMAO

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Lmao. Honestly, how can she try and fool someone like that? When she and her friend with more than double the men, and they just kissed. LMAO. Slow hoe.

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haha you give me jokes fam

Haha, if only I was there.

What kind of parents let their 14 year old sleep over with 7 other guys? If she is telling the truth, she probably took rohypnol. "Oh, what's this?" "It will make it so you don't remember tonight" "Really? So you can screw me and I never know it?" "Ya." "Ok, cool! I'll try it"

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I'll take a few bottles of that shit, Rev.

-shifts eyes, takes out a rag and bottle of chloroform, hides behind back, approaches some hoes-