Haha I got fuckin owned the other day by my little cousin she's like 8 years old.

I was downstairs talking to my mom the other day, and she comes in yelling "He has drugs in his drawer" and shit like that. Being the no good fuck that I am, I denied it, even though it was true. Then she was all like "No thats Ok, Ill go get them " and I was all "Fuck!"

My moms whooped my ass

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