Just some Reading Material, For people at work bored like me..















Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Today is the last day of some of your life.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse

Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone."

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Life is wasted on the living. Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. Thats Bomb..

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal. LOL.. So true

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (LMAO)

Whenever two men meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man was the other sees him, and each man as he really is. (LOL)

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. True..

There are easier things in life than finding a good man.... nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance. ( Gotta Try that )

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

Avoid cliches like the plague (lol)

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