It was may 29th…the day was so nice, I
laid up at 5 to seven, dazed from the night, my
brain was excited cause today was the prom
I’ve been waiting so long, then I gazed at the bong
Lit it up took a few hits my face looking calm
I got dressed, brushed my teeth, then went straight to the john
Shook the piss from my tip, and laced the flaves that I bought
Layed my tux out, then went to school, blazed from the chron
My girl janie’s the bomb, she’s attractive to the T
She’s so distracting that to cheat, would be irrationally bleak
So when I tell her ima love her, well I practice what I preach
It’s the happiness she brings that hides the bachelor in me
Im confident that she’s the one, and yes I fathom my beliefs
She manages to teach me pleasure with her passionate degree
Now from class and up the street, to the dance and when we meet
I look into her face…but when I glance it gets to deep
I put my hands upon her cheeks, and look back to the day we met
Her friend bonnie hooked us up, our first date, the greatest sex
She made me vexed, cause soon thereafter, well the lady stretched
All the boundaries that we had when she mentioned baby steps
Nice and slow was the verdict, take our time, make the best
Of the things that we have, see the future, pave the steps
Basically, have fun, learn each other, and make her wet
But be sure to wear protection cause we don’t want a baby yet
Janie let, me take her breath away…the first date
It was thursday, dinner, a movie, then first base
Second base, in the car, we started the flirt stage
stepped up to the plate, swung for the wall, and hit third base
to her birthday, she changed from the outfit she had
When I laid her body on the couch bed at the pad
I doubt anything bad, would mess up the moment we shared
Connection was fast, and we became a harmonious pair
No loneliness bared, she was like my angel in the flesh
And the reason that I got her name engraved into the chest
We’ve been together for a minute, and still taking baby steps
Safe sex, but a not a lot though, she claims it’s for the best
Its all good though, im horny, but can wait if she suggests
Cause im hoping we elope to change her name and her address
So im face to face with stress, but the way she fits that dress
Well, its making me forget, cause our engagement has been set
It’s prom day, im getting sex, I brainstormed a romantic theme
After prom, take her home to a room where the candles gleam
Rose petals on silk blankets the mood has been planned and schemed
After making love, I’ll crawl into her heart on hands and knees
Gradually, read her a stanza I wrote to expand our dreams
Then guide her into the living room next to the mantle piece
Have her creep with her eyes closed and then extend her hand to me
Amnesty from lust she blushes as her finger grabs the ring
Happily, her eyes open with glee, she’s soft spoken but screams
Cause thoughts floating in dreams, unlock, open, and free
She walks over to me, and talks, gloating that she
Was not choking, but she, could not focus or breathe
She’s hot hoping that we, can make love on the couch
Intimate vibes are causing small quakes under the house
Two lovers about to join within a covenant vowel
Intense, fingertips, she shivers, as im rubbing her down
My tongue in her mouth, I can taste the chardonnay we drank
After a few hours, we made the decision to take a break
We stayed awake for hours talking how our future may be paved
Then she fell asleep in my arms, we woke up the next day at 8
Engaged with a hang over…I left bed yawning
Took a piss and went down stairs for a fresh egg omelet
Came back to ask jaine…”you want break-fast mommy”
And I gasped cause it wasn’t her but her best friend bonnie