WHAT I DONT GET IS....................



WHEN YOU PURCHASE AN UMBRELLA WHY DONT THEY GIVE YOU A RAINCOAT? I MEAN,WOULDNT IT BE SO NIFTY TO GET A RAINCOAT AND A UMBRELLA FOR THE PRICE OF AN UMBRELLA. THE RAIN WOUDL BE WITH NO PREVAIL IN ITS ATTEPMTS TO MAKE YOU WET WHEN YOUR WALKING TO YOU DESTINATION.

TALKING ABOUT WET,MY GIRL WAS WET THIS MORNING RIGHT BEFORE WE MADE LOVE/HAD ANAL SEX. I COULDNT BRING MYSELF TO RELISE SHE WASNT AS HORNEY AS ME CAUSE THAT MAKE MY PEE PEE GO .DA DONG DONG DONG, SO I DECIDED TO JUST LOOSE IT. I FUCKED HER SO HARD WHEN I CAME IT SHOT OUT HER EARS.

SO ANYWAY,WERE WAS I? OH YEH, ONCE I STARTED TO ADD UP THE SUMMERY OF THE PRICE OF THIS UMBRELLA I RELISED, UMBRELLA ARE SUCH A WISE INVENTION,THEY SEEM TO KEEP YOU DRY AND ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS HOLD THESE AMAZING THINGS ABOVE YOU. WOW IM SERIOUSLY IMPRESSED.

THEN I RELISED I AM TALKING SHIT CAUSE IM BORED. ANYONE WANT A TOPICAL BATTLE NOW? I MEAN RIGHT NOW, RIGHT THIS SECOND KEY YOUR VERSE AND POST IT. I WILL EVEN WRITE WITH MY TOUNGE.SERIOUSLY I WILL WRITE MY VERSE WITH MY TOUNGE. PLEASE SOMEONE EVEN IF YOUR NOT TOPICAL JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY BORED FUCKED UP INSANITY MISERY AND BATTLE ME

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