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Old 08-27-05, 03:53 AM   #1
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So i got punked the fuck out tonight

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went to a big Sig Ep party...

met this girl maria...

we were hanging out having a fucking awesome time...she said she had to pee and we went and got in line for the bathroom...when its her turn she pulls me in the bathroom and pulls down her pants all sexy and pisses in front of me...

so im like...damn this girl is open tonight...im bagging her up for sure...

we go out and drink some more pj and smoe a few bones and sit on a couch and chill...

she gets nasty drunk...i introduce her to my frat brothers...

she walks up to one of them and goes "youre cute" and starts trying to kiss him...

hes pointing at me trying to push her off telling her "youre supposed to be with him"

hes a really good guy...i dont know if i would have done that...

im laughing it off like..."this girls gonna rape you dude"...

so i told him shes all his and went back inside to find a new girl...

she pulls him inside...whereever i go shes pulling him around trying to make out with him...like making sure i see her...

and by then im through laughing and im getting pissed quick...

shes standing like 6 inches from my face and i tapped one of my brothers on the shoulder and go "get me away from this fucking whore i want to leave"...making sure she heard me...

so all the brothers pile in the jeep and were about to head to another brother's apartment...this fucking whore jumps in the car with us and keeps trying to make out with this same dude...

hes STILL pushing her off for my sake...he's a stand up guy...

so we get back to the apartment and a few of them are spending the night (which i was supposed to) and a few are going to this bar...

i want to get the fuck away from this girl quick so im like...yeah ill go to the bar...

she goes "where are we going?"

i turned around and said "you are definitely not invited you fucking whore"

her eyes start welling up with tears and she gives me this "what did i do?" look...

at this point i start to lose control...i feel my fists balling up and i know its about 5 seconds before i start swinging on this girl...

i tell the guys that are going to the bar "i need to leave now...just take me home now"...

they see that its about to get serious so they made sure i got out the door and they all took me home and were trying to calm me down....

so im home now still FUMING mad...

tonight was probably the most pissed i have ever been in my entire life...

the liquor combined with the no sleep combined with the bitch came close to putting me over the edge and getting me put in jail...

i was really scaring myself how pissed i was getting...

ive got a kappa sig party coming up tommorrow so im gonna go and take my mind off this fucked up night...

but yeah...i got owned hardcore...
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Old 08-27-05, 04:04 AM   #2
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Old 08-27-05, 04:21 AM   #3
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lmfao, you's a lame ass nigga
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 08-27-05, 04:24 AM   #4
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I really don't see how you got punked...

But yeah that sucks.

Word. =\
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Old 08-27-05, 07:01 AM   #6
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when I was in school, SIg EP was the "good" boys Frat


Lambda was the trouble makers


they didn't have any black frats at my school so I never joined one
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Old 08-27-05, 07:16 AM   #7
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Old 08-27-05, 08:54 AM   #8
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You really shouldnt let some drunk bitch ruin ya night like that man.. Personally, I would of ditched her when she tried to piss infront of me...
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Old 08-27-05, 09:41 AM   #9
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yeah i know...im sober now and im definitely feeling better about it...

last night was just not the night to pull some shit like that with me...like i was seconds away from hitting her...

i went to school 9 till 5, work till 11, and partied till 3:30 like two nights in a row so i was tired as fuck...i was drunk and belligerent...and this girl was trying her best to fuck my night up...

meh...i just need some random tail from the kappa sig party
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Old 08-27-05, 11:16 AM   #10
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word to nos bout the pissing thing...lmao

but yea yo, that shit sounds bad...i unno what i wouldve done, i have a real low tolerance level for that kinda shit..
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Old 08-27-05, 12:50 PM   #11
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Dude...

I woulda fuckin ate her face...

Like "Bitch, this is what happens when you fuck with the almighty!!!" -chomp-
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Old 08-27-05, 12:56 PM   #12
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yeah i know...im sober now and im definitely feeling better about it...

last night was just not the night to pull some shit like that with me...like i was seconds away from hitting her...

i went to school 9 till 5, work till 11, and partied till 3:30 like two nights in a row so i was tired as fuck...i was drunk and belligerent...and this girl was trying her best to fuck my night up...

meh...i just need some random tail from the kappa sig party

I know exactly what you mean man..
Theres been times when I been away from home sleeping at other peoples houses and going to partys for 2 weeks straight.. I swear that by the end of it you just want to rip someones head off cause you dont get a chance to be alone and gather your thoughts..
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Old 08-27-05, 05:20 PM   #13
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werd.... that sux lol.......but why watch her peee.......thats disgusting
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Old 08-27-05, 07:11 PM   #14
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u eva find out who tha bitch was?
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Old 08-27-05, 07:15 PM   #15
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went to a big Sig Ep party...

met this girl maria...

we were hanging out having a fucking awesome time...she said she had to pee and we went and got in line for the bathroom...when its her turn she pulls me in the bathroom and pulls down her pants all sexy and pisses in front of me...

so im like...damn this girl is open tonight...im bagging her up for sure...

we go out and drink some more pj and smoe a few bones and sit on a couch and chill...

she gets nasty drunk...i introduce her to my frat brothers...

she walks up to one of them and goes "youre cute" and starts trying to kiss him...

hes pointing at me trying to push her off telling her "youre supposed to be with him"

hes a really good guy...i dont know if i would have done that...

im laughing it off like..."this girls gonna rape you dude"...

so i told him shes all his and went back inside to find a new girl...

she pulls him inside...whereever i go shes pulling him around trying to make out with him...like making sure i see her...

and by then im through laughing and im getting pissed quick...

shes standing like 6 inches from my face and i tapped one of my brothers on the shoulder and go "get me away from this fucking whore i want to leave"...making sure she heard me...

so all the brothers pile in the jeep and were about to head to another brother's apartment...this fucking whore jumps in the car with us and keeps trying to make out with this same dude...

hes STILL pushing her off for my sake...he's a stand up guy...

so we get back to the apartment and a few of them are spending the night (which i was supposed to) and a few are going to this bar...

i want to get the fuck away from this girl quick so im like...yeah ill go to the bar...

she goes "where are we going?"

i turned around and said "you are definitely not invited you fucking whore"

her eyes start welling up with tears and she gives me this "what did i do?" look...

at this point i start to lose control...i feel my fists balling up and i know its about 5 seconds before i start swinging on this girl...

i tell the guys that are going to the bar "i need to leave now...just take me home now"...

they see that its about to get serious so they made sure i got out the door and they all took me home and were trying to calm me down....

so im home now still FUMING mad...

tonight was probably the most pissed i have ever been in my entire life...

the liquor combined with the no sleep combined with the bitch came close to putting me over the edge and getting me put in jail...

i was really scaring myself how pissed i was getting...

ive got a kappa sig party coming up tommorrow so im gonna go and take my mind off this fucked up night...

but yeah...i got owned hardcore...





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