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Old 12-03-05, 11:28 PM   #1
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Damn Son...

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This girl named Freedom, she is thick as fuck! man. She my boy Jarvis cousin and shit. So whenever she come over his crib she call me and tell me that she over.
So, I go over there, and we chillin and she, and as usual she on point. She rockin the red and white jordans, the pepe jeans and the pepe shirt to match, and got her hair done. Her thighs are magnificient! OMG, When I seen her, I just started cheesin and shit, and she like "wtf, you always smile when you see me, I know Im the shit, but damn"
Her cocky ass, but yeah, we in Jarvis crib and shit, it's me, her, Jarvis and his sister, Angel. He playin nba2k6 I think, and we sittin on the bed next to each other.
And she starts playin with my dick, so I grab her hand and shit while its on top of my dick, and press down on it, and she snatches it away.
and we laugh.
Then I noticed she was chewin gum, and Im like, "lemme get some gum, before I slap you with a shoe". lmfao, thats how I talk to all the girls I fuck with. And she like, "this all I got in my mouth" And me, bein the sexy stud I am ask for the gum out her mouth and we kiss. Trust me, that is NOT somethin I do often, but its just somethin about her. We kiss, and she put her gum in my mouth. and I spit it out on the floor and slap her and say "ehhh, what the fuck, I wasnt serious"
ROFLMAO, She started dyin laughin
but I couldnt stay mad at her for long, man
I hope Im not in love dog.
She not even my fuckin girlfriend, but she is sooo fuckin thick, and she's cute as hell, but get this, SHE ONLY 14!! I dont even think I should be fuckin with her, what yall think?
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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