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09-26-03, 06:54 PM | #1 | ||||||
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Some Shit To Think About
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answer these question and then read the results... pretty interesting... this will prolly be closed my chrit tho... everying gets closed
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. |
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09-26-03, 06:58 PM | #2 | |||||||
Retired.
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Hmm...
Good shit Ill... |
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09-26-03, 06:58 PM | #3 | ||||||
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Wow.....that candidate thing is amazing.....the whole thing is.....it really does teach you to think before you act....how you judge a person.....very interesting.....thanks for sharing this
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09-26-03, 07:17 PM | #5 | |||||||
...Fuck With That!
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i have to say... good find ill
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09-26-03, 07:23 PM | #6 | |||||||
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Yup.
Earns the Cama-stamp of approval. .
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09-26-03, 07:26 PM | #7 | ||||||
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ha...i picked Roosevelt & killed Beethoven..
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09-26-03, 07:27 PM | #8 | ||||||
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Not bad at all, it was actually worth my time to read it, good shit, keep finding stuff like this...
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09-26-03, 07:34 PM | #9 | |||||||
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damn.. good shit, ill
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09-26-03, 07:45 PM | #10 | ||||||
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*leans back in char and puts feet on the desk*
im just doin my job... just doin my job |
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09-26-03, 07:50 PM | #11 | ||||||
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^^Hhahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahha^^
So funny!! |
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09-26-03, 07:51 PM | #12 | |||||||
Tampons are expensive
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STUPID TEST.
1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place. In which position are you now? Answer: If you answered that you're now in first, you're wrong! You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place. 2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in? Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again. Think about it... How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last. You would have been last. Dont use a calculator. 3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total? Answer: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Someone sent me that through email... I think i know why they call it STUPID TEST...because the only ones who would answer or even try to answer these are stupid. ....oh yeah and ill...that was a good find..it was fun not killing beethoven and choosing Hitler..thats cool. Damn...Im stupid..
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09-26-03, 08:35 PM | #13 | ||||||
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Well Hitler was shrouded in a certain amount of mystery. Regarding his sexuality that is. There are strong cases (well relatively strong) that he had homosexual relationships on the side...
...or maybe it's just people trying to pick holes. And maybe even trying to link homosexuality with evil of his sorts. Heh. Good find ill mental. |
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09-26-03, 08:36 PM | #14 | |||||||
Adage, Aphorism, Maxim.
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Whack... I've Had This Shit Saved In My E-Mail For About A Month But Didn't Think You Kids Would Like It.
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09-26-03, 08:45 PM | #15 | |||||||
peace
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Word to Varentao..
Hitler Was a Great Public Speaker Tho.. Shame He Was An Absolute CockFuck |
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