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Old 02-11-06, 02:46 AM   #1
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Omfg! Bachelor Party

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OMG OMG OMG
Today was possibly one of the best days in my life so far.

My brother is gettin married in a week, so he had a bachelor party.
rolfmao, Im smilin RIGHT NOW as Im typin this shit up.

So, I arrive at the house, my brother like "Imma show you how us grown folks do it"
hehehehehe
so I get down there, I sit on the couch, already, these 2 short girls FAT ASS BOOTY, 1 of them had some big ass titties dancin and shit.
So already Im like yeah, this shit goin be hype.
then MORE HOES started comin down and shit, WEARIN BASICALLY NOTHING!
Ass hangin out, titties hangin out.
This 1 tall thick ass light skinned WOMEN, Im not goin call them girls, cos all these hoes was ATLEAST 19.
anyway, this tall lught skinend women come down, my brother grab her, give her 10 dollars and say "this my lil brother right here show him what you workin with"
She gets on top of me, OOOH BOOY, Started shakin everythin that was shakin, rubbin her titties in my face, she leaned forward, pulled out thong to the side, showed me her pussy, bounced that ass, jacked me off.
this the funny part though, Im spreadin her ass cheeks right, you know, Im bouncin with ehr groovin to some music and shit.,. I spread her ass cheeks apart, BOOm, FAT ASS PUSSY RIGHT there. she starts rubbin it and shit, so I start rubbin it, she playin with her lips and shit.
lmflmao, I stick my finger in her pussy, she stop like "OH BOY YOU NASTY DONT DO THAT" The niggas around me started rollin, aww man, she finsihed her lap dance and dipped.
and thats not even the best time
thats just a sample of what happened
OMFG!
I wish One of you niggas could've been there with me to enjoy the experience man
OMFG
Im bout to get married JUST SO I can have a bachelor party lmfao

it was this 1 woman, OH MY GOD, MAN. She had a FAAAAAAAT ASS, I mean it was juicy, Im in the chair, I had move dout the couch. Nigga Im in teh chair, she doin EVERYTHING, she showed me her pussy too
and these other 2 girls who was both dancin on me AT THE SAME TIME, OMFG,
The shit was fuckin wonderful, I couldnt stop smilin the whole time, man
I was rubbin one girl pussy and feelin on this other girl's titties AT THE SAME TIME, MAN!
THAT SHIT WAS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE MAN
OMFG!
Thanks to my big brother, I got the best dances out of the WHOLE fuckin party, man
shit was nuckin futs
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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