Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
oh...
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
god....
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I just found my mom's dildo.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
- gags. -
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh god.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
BWAHAHAHAH
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
R U SERIOUS?!?!??
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
OH GOD
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
YES
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I FUCKING AM
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
IT'S PINK
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
AND HAS THESE LITTLE COLORFUL BEADS IN THIS CLEAR PLATIC MIDDLE
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
OH GOD.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
- chokes. -
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I was looking for my money.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
fucking priceless
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
DGKJSALGKJSGKLFJDSKL;
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
take a pic n post it on rv
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
FUCK NO.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
YES!!!
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
wut duz it smell like?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I didn't fucking smell it.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
shuuuuure u didnt
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I am calm about it, but.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Nah, but I poked it.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
All squishy and shit.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Fucking...
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
gah.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
lmao... now smell yo finger
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Well, if she catches me jerking it I'll be like
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
'little dresser by the bed, biznatch'
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
LMFAO
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It smells like a sub sandwich.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...that's sounds wrong.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm eating a sub .
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
lmmfao! wile u shuve it in yo mouth, pretend that its tha dildo
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
-.-
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I hate you.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
But no, I'm not freaked out.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It's just.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
geh.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
i'll try n find my moms dildo n we'll have a sword fight
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'll be having nightmares about dildos dressed up in my mother's clothes trying to kiss me goodnight.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
LMFAO
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
did it vibrate?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Not like I fucking turned it on.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
But the beads are there for a reason.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
>\
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I guess.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
rofl
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
u should take it out wen shes gone, n tape a picture of u on tha head of it

Steven Seagal's Grandmother just sent you a Nudge!

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
-.-
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
if i found my moms dildo id have so much fun wif it... (no homo)
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
id fuckin, put it in tha fridge by tha milk n shit
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
>\ Don't tell RF.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
RV.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
LOL, y?? i wont, but u have 2, its too funny not 2
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You can post it.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
lmao, aight
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I love you.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I can imagine how many personals people'll cook up.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
When I was talking to my mom about where the money was, she got all choked up when I asked 'the little nightstand by the bed?'
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
because that's where I found it.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
ROFL
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
wuz that after or b4 u found it?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
After.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Well, it was when I was opening the dresser.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I need to fucking wash my hands.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
ROFL, u didnt washthem alredy??
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
bwahahahahaha
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
stfu.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Unless my mother can shove the whole monster into her vagina since I poked the 'shaft'...
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't think too much got on it. <<
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
lmao, I was about to pick my nose and just stared at my finger half-way toward the nostril.
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
roflmmfao
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
ill
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
k.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm gonna go.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Don't talk anymore incase my mom figures out.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
xD
KOOL COL-B - hey fine ladys, wanna git wif a spaniard? ... well, then, u betta lower ya standards... *sigh* lmao says:
lmao, aight

rofl, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

wouldnt it be odd if it was his dad's dildo?

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March 26 1995, we remember