Fuck. They are probably my least favorite pest. I seriously have the worst shit with cockroaches, they are fucking cunts.

I hate it when I walk into a room at night, turn on the light and theres like a cockroach just standing there waving its shit feelers like "oh, look at me. Hey fuckin idiot, im the dominator of you, so fuck outta my room im the king." And that is the worst. You know this moment could determine your wellbeing for the next few days, and how you sleep. You know you're in for a long night if you dont end up killing him. It's all on.

And the shit thing is I consider cockroaches on the same level as me. Like, he is a formidable opponent and I could win or he could win, it just depends on how well I fight.

Cockroaches seriously make me insane. Especially when they fly, cos theyre so fuckin heavy, it scares the shit out of me. Theyre on the wall, then wam bang theres a heavy sewerage cockroach right in your face. And then when you touch them at all they move from slight movement and constant stopping mode to fuckin insane running around berserk mode. It gives me the shits. 1 second and theres a cockroach in your small bed crack and you cant get him out, you try going to sleep. Its impossible, I usually end up staying all night. Cos you know as soon as you fall asleep hes crawling in your mouth and shit.

I've even stepped on cockroaches with no shoes or socks, just to kill in cos it was going crazy. They just suck so much. And fuck they pop up wherever its the worst time possible.

They dont even kill pests. Spiders kill flys, so shit theyre alright. But cockroaches just dont kill anything, I cant event remember how they live. And if they die they bring a shitload of ants.

... FUCK

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