Oh man lmao, ok, so me Ox and my boy..uh..we'll call him "john" all decided to hit a strip joint. But not any ol strip joint - THE strip joint Delilas Den which is like some crazy Neon lit Roman palace with full nudes and it's about 5-7 min from my house. As we're all sittin in "John's" truck me and ox are like Yeah Delilas! Johns like "..nahh son, nah I don't wanna go to delilas nahh" we're like "..son you're crazy it's the jump off" yadda yadda yadda we eventually get there with him fightin the whole way. As we pull up he's like "yo you guys think you could hit the Burger King and get me somethin to eat" we're like man fuck all that, were goin in! We hop out, dave's draggin along in the back.

Now, Ox wanted to go in since he promotes a party that some of Delilas girls model at and I wanted to go in since I knew some of the girls already from a uhh..we'll just call it a past life *sniff*

we get in, get our drinks, John slumps down into his seat lookin around all gloomy and shit, we're like "yo man enjoy your self" we break our 50's get out singles and chillaxify our selves, fill some undies with GW's and kick back. Look over at John...dude's got his arms folded, leaned way back, WAY out of it. FUCKEM!!! we'er livin it up hahah

Sure nuff, not even 10 minutes into the blaring music and flesh dolls, the next rotation comes up on stage and sure enough who the fUCK do me and Ox see dressed in a purple teddy and stilettos - doin her stut?

"JOHNS" GIRL!!!


AAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHA

man we start fuckin DYIN LAUGHIN and can't fuckin believe it lmao, John's getin pretty hot under the collar and was on the verge of wiggin out before we catch our selves and just decide it ain't right to see this guy's woman havin people give her the gynocology treatment, so we wait for a minute (after me and Ox collect our selves cuz we still can't believe this shit) and roll out lmao.


Damn, what a ride home that turned out to be. As three rappers and pretty good friends we play pretty rough with the words, but man we can't even give him a hard time! It just ain't right lmao, so he gets away...


..for tonight lmao. we'll give it time for the wound to heal lol


Motto of the Story: never date a stripper!!

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