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Old 06-02-06, 09:00 AM   #1
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Chicana Joke

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I took this from myspace so....its in its original wording



A Chicana Story
I hope you know a little Spanish...
You will love this one...send it to all the comadres.....
A middle-aged Chicana had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, the Comadre was delirious; she had a near death
experience. Seeing God she asked, "Ay Dios Santo, is my time up?" Dios
said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the Chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have the works
done: face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi lift, nalga lift and a pansa tuck. The
Chica was all excited cause she knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look
bien chingona! After the last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit and
killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues -
Que paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you
pull me out of the path of that pinche ambulance?" The Creator replied, "Pues,
mijita, I didn't recognize you?"
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Old 06-02-06, 09:35 AM   #2
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ahhhahahaha lmfao, funny
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Old 06-02-06, 09:36 AM   #3
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...i was straight....
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Old 06-02-06, 09:40 AM   #4
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hahaha..it was alright......not rolling on the floor funny.....but it was a little funny....just pequino
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