[I've got, ramen in the microwave,
don't know why I misbehave, but,
I got ramen in the microwave,
trying to slurp down America's new craze,
so there's,
ramen in the microwave,
all night and day I save,
ramen in my stomach,
because that's just my way. ]

So that's why I'm considering getting a vasectomy. What do you think?

Perfectly logical.

...Dude, what the fuck. So like, apparently you're supposed to add water...I had the last few times, but I didn't think it was necessary...I was telling Indeph I smelt a burning but I was lazy.

Yeah, so, time to scrape some blackened tar from my microwave.

ROUND TWO!

@ NOT adding water to Ramen.

So you just microwaved the noodles by themselves, lol?

Yes, yes I did...

you clownass mothafucka...HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! i don't believe you trid cooking ramen noodles with no water.....i'm sure you quickly figured that out huh

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Wait, wait, it gets better...I'm completely serious:

Round 2: I knock over the ramen. Time for a new can.
Round 3: I poke a fucking hole in the bottom of the cup. So, it goes into a bowl of water. Let us see the result, in about one and a half minutes.

Cooking Ramen is so easy, what the shit are you doing?

The last two fuckups didn't have to do much with cooking. Lmao, and shut up.

I hate the little seasoning corn/peas/whatever they put in there.

A vasectomy at 17 years old? Well, where is your first child?








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