If your goal is to get ass, come to Howard University. I don't know what's up with DC, but the chicks walk around in basically underwear or teddy looking outfits...

The dudes walk around in these shorts with no underwear. How do I know? Cuz their ding-a-lings are hangin out the bottoms of them!

The sexual tension on this campus is unbefrickinlieveable.




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Aiyo...Trying to buy property is an amazingly exausting experience. Take my advice. Learn about lines of credit now!







I love my new car and all. But, what's up with me getting more attention from females all of a sudden. I've had a couple incidents now where females would approach me on some "I love this car, what year is it, etc..." Good convo starter. Then, I've had cases where some youngin's mom tried to hook me up with here..I'm thinkin, "Sweetheart, I'm a grown A-- man."





It's amazing how much GDeuce sounds like Tupac. On the way home from work, they were playing pac jams on the radio as a tribute to the 10 year anniversary of his death. Deuce, collab!?!?!?!




Now that I'm trying to buy this property, I'm having to really re-evaluate my morals. The lender/realtor Im working with was basically introduced to me by a gay friend. The realtor himself is gay and invited me to his house for dinner. In so many words, he hinted that he'd "hook me up" on a good deal if I--ahem. Well, I'm not a prostitute so I'm not going there. But, it is rather tempting.


MY MY MY

RV still sucks ass...But, it's the only place to come and get feedback, see chicks who look like dudes, and marvel at bad rappers get awards.


BYE YALL!