*Goes out on stage and grabs the mic*

"YES!...Yes..yes..yes. Yes..Yes..Y-E-S. Yes.

We are going to have a relationship tonight.

I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. We're gonna make sweet, sweet hip-hop love with each other.

And then suddenly without warning I'm not even gunna call you guys
anymore. The last thing you will have heard me say was,
"hey, i'll call you guys later".....and I never call.

But you hear from the grapevine, I'm dating a younger, sexier crowd.
And that I'm really happy, but I'm not happy, cuz I think about you guys.
And about a year from now, I'm gonna call weeping in the middle
of the night, "(sniff)you were the best crowd I ever had...(sniff)
you really listened to me...and I didnt know the crowd I had til you
despersed."

Then we're gonna get together, were gonna hang out, and maybe we'll all like, ya know, run around town and smash windows and cause destruction. And I'll make jokes and one of you guys will turn and be like, "LMAO, SPEK! YOUR A RIOT!" and I'll go, "IM A RIOT? YOUR A FUCKING RIOT!" GET IT?
Thats how things are gonna go down tonight!"

*beat plays*

*starts rapping*

^ Dude, are you sure you ain't slipping some drugs into that pasta.

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lol i love that joke dude. and the stuff you modified was funny to. lol
nice

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iGhostwrite Mixtape DL

Dane Cook has got them jokes.

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